I just got married. Advice?

[Gyp Rosetti]

Wow. There's some horrible advice in this thread.

Aren't you single?

 

[roseparkjazzfan]

RUN!!! but good luck

 

[Hopper]

Best wishes, Archie!

My condolences.

Jist kiddin.

 

[Beantown]

Just make sure she knows that you want to hang out with her and do things togethor. It seems the only time my wife really gets mad is when I go hang out with friends too much, golfing, basketball, man movies etc...

So if you have alot of close friends be careful about that.

 

[VINYLONE]

*together
*a lot

 

[moevillini]

good advice, viny - I sure hope archie takes it to heart!

 

[honz]

Only make love in order to procreate so that you can go to the celestial kingdom upon death.

 

[moevillini]

Only make love in order to procreate so that you can go to the celestial kingdom upon death.

sorry honz, if I hadn't given out so much rep in the last 24 hours, I'd dock you a point for that one. but I guess you're getting away with it this time.

This is foolish advice Archie. You can make love at any time for any reason. You just can't have unprotected intercourse unless you're procreating. The concept of making love does not apply - - I mean, do dogs make love? Do aardvarks make love? Do hippos make love? No, that's a ridiculous concept! So don't pay any attention to what Honz says.

Besides, anything other than unprotected intercourse is just mimicing (sic) anyhow.

 

[C l u t c H 385]

Married? That ***** So gay!!!

 

[Jazz4ever]

I'm giving it 6 months....just kidding, congrats.

 

[bigb]

Only make love in order to procreate so that you can go to the celestial kingdom upon death.

sorry honz, if I hadn't given out so much rep in the last 24 hours, I'd dock you a point for that one. but I guess you're getting away with it this time.

This is foolish advice Archie. You can make love at any time for any reason. You just can't have unprotected intercourse unless you're procreating. The concept of making love does not apply - - I mean, do dogs make love? Do aardvarks make love? Do hippos make love? No, that's a ridiculous concept! So don't pay any attention to what Honz says.

Besides, anything other than unprotected intercourse is just mimicing (sic) anyhow.

Someone took that WAY too literal.

 

[CONAN]

good, honest communication is very important, but knowing when to keep your mouth shut is equally important. learn it and practice it.

Indeed. Be more of a listener versus just waiting for the other to stop talking so you can talk.

Also, keep your eyes wide open before marriage and half shut after.