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Demarcus "Dumb Dick" Cousins at it again

He is just misunderstood. With the right coaching I bet he stops punching people in the nuts.
 
he's just anxious. he can't believe it still isn't saturday. coach Cal once told him there were 7 days in a week. he's pretty sure it's been more than 7. he knows OJ gots 2 balls. he's working from there.
 
Awesome Chris. Lol

And there's proof that's true. He never nut-punched while at UK.

No, he just cursed out Cal and bitched and moaned for 40 or so games. The funny thing is he thinks he's tough while the truth is he's a little whiny bitch.
 
Jamaal "Tickle Tickle" Tinsley

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No, he just cursed out Cal and bitched and moaned for 40 or so games. The funny thing is he thinks he's tough while the truth is he's a little whiny bitch.

Do I have to add every one of your screen names to the UK hater list? Slow down bro, list is getting too long to manage.
 
In a league full of morons who skipped college and who generally find themselves bankrupt after 6 months of retiring, Cousins might be the dumbest of them all.

Cal deserves some sort of a medal for not strangling the kid and actually turning him into a decent college player.

Cousins must have at least Aspergers, will be out of money within 3 months of retiring/getting kicked out of the league, and will probably end up running somebody over while drunk within the next few years. He's a complete waste of air. I literally can't think of a player that annoys me more. Maybe Kenyon Martin? Or Vlade back in the day? I had always hoped that Malone would give Vlade a nice elbow to his face (and something to really flop about) and lay him out David Robinson style. Freaking flopper
 
In a league full of morons who skipped college and who generally find themselves bankrupt after 6 months of retiring, Cousins might be the dumbest of them all.

Cousins must have at least Aspergers, will be out of money within 3 months of retiring/getting kicked out of the league, and will probably end up running somebody over while drunk within the next few years. He's a complete waste of air. I literally can't think of a player that annoys me more.
But I'd still take him over Jefferson. Cousins can be dominant. I watched the Sac/GS game and he was a beast, going 14-18 from the line. Cousins does have problems, but I think part of it may be the dysfunctional Sacramento team. They have no team leaders and a pretty weak coaching staff. Put him on a team with some vets who can get in his grill and I think it might be a different story. He'd still have some crazy moments, but you could live with it.
 
But I'd still take him over Jefferson. Cousins can be dominant. I watched the Sac/GS game and he was a beast, going 14-18 from the line. Cousins does have problems, but I think part of it may be the dysfunctional Sacramento team. They have no team leaders and a pretty weak coaching staff. Put him on a team with some vets who can get in his grill and I think it might be a different story. He'd still have some crazy moments, but you could live with it.

I think that point has passed.
 
Once again, for the record, UGLI did the whole Saturday/Tuesday thing. The thread is still there as proof.

Yes, Mo, you are right.. Cuz will always have some amt of knucklehead, but absence of team leader/identity and coach is too much for his psyche. I wouldn't want him on the Jazz today. No leader, no proven coach.
 
Once again, for the record, UGLI did the whole Saturday/Tuesday thing. The thread is still there as proof.

Yes, Mo, you are right.. Cuz will always have some amt of knucklehead, but absence of team leader/identity and coach is too much for his psyche. I wouldn't want him on the Jazz today. No leader, no proven coach.

Naw, brother. Your very own words were essential ingredients to this Tues/Saturday bit.

But you are right about keeping him the **** away from this franchise. At least before his electroshock therapy.
 
Naw, brother. Your very own words were essential ingredients to this Tues/Saturday bit.

But you are right about keeping him the **** away from this franchise. At least before his electroshock therapy.

The ONLY thing I said was that I would explain more to UGLI when I saw him, in person, that coming Tuesday. That's it. Then he did all the rest. I admit it was funny and the whole thing taking on a life of its own is what makes JF great. So, carry on..
 
The ONLY thing I said was that I would explain more to UGLI when I saw him, in person, that coming Tuesday. That's it. Then he did all the rest. I admit it was funny and the whole thing taking on a life of its own is what makes JF great. So, carry on..

You know I can read this right?

When you point a finger at someone you've got two faces looking back at you.
 
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