Anyone willing to bet me?

[UB]

As I look back on my repertoire --nay, legacy-- here at Jazzfanz, it's a significant challenge for me to block out any period of established time when my posts did not consistently and flagrantly make references to dicks, farts, or being gay. Let me first be clear: dicks, farts, and being gay are all very cool things. However, I'm feeling a bit like Jordan Farmar here...I need to switch it up, expand my game, and stop being such a farty, gay dick.

Is anyone willing to bet rep that I can make my next 25 posts without dabbing from such a puerile posting pallet? I think this includes farts and gay dickery in my pictures, too.

I'll start the clock when I get the "nod:"


https://pmcmovieline.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/jim-carrey-kick-***-2-31.jpeg

 

[Dr. Jones]

Why would we want to bet that? JF is dull enough as it is..

Except UGLI has turned me into a gambling addict, so I'm in.

 

[UB]

Why would we want to bet that? JF is dull enough as it is..

This is the main reason I still post here. I know I'm amongst brethren, but still...gets about as boring as Family Home Evening without a little furtive shot of Pepsi first, right?

 

[Dr. Jones]

This is the main reason I still post here. I know I'm amongst brethren, but still...gets about as boring as Family Home Evening without a little furtive shot of Pepsi first, right?

U post here because it's boring?

 

[UB]

U post here because it's boring?

No, I post here because I can remedy the non-dickfartgay boredom.

 

[UB]

UB's current count of consecutive non-fartygaydick posts: 1

 

[Zulu]

Trivial...

 

[Hotdog]

What's going on here?

 

[HeavenHarris]

what do i get if i win bro

 

[Gyp Rosetti]

what do i get if i win bro

A one week ban?

 

[UB]

Yeah, if anyone else wins, it's one-week bans all around.

 

[Gyp Rosetti]

Yeah, if anyone else wins, it's one-week bans all around.

Sort of like the Bukkake of Jazzfanz?

 

[franklin]

Wut's the bet? I'm scared anything bigger than two so go soft on a rook

 

[moevillini]

UB's current count of consecutive non-fartygaydick posts: 1

ok, I'll do it for you...


Dick Butt Kiss
(or, if you prefer to put the last name first, Butt Kiss Dick)

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