UGLI done lost his mind???

[UGLI baby]

I'm considering purchasing tickets to the Lob City Slaughterfest tomorrow night. Have I lost my marbles? Am I off my bluesrocker for even considering this??

If I promise to do cool/exciting things at the game will you guys contribute to my ticket cost through PayPal?

Example: For a $5 contribution to my ticket cost, I'll drink lots of beers before, during, and after the game.

For a $10 contribution I will take creeper pics of any beautiful women in my vicinity at the game and post them here UNCENSORED.

For a $20 contribution I will flash the jumbotron.

For a $50 contribution I will sit in the upper bowl and spend the entire game attempting to hit TyCo in the eye with paper airplanes.

For a $100 contribution I will do all of the above, AND run onto the court and throw a pie at Big Al's face at some point during the 3rd qtr.

Ok, so please let me know if I should go to the game and how much you want to contribute and stuff (fully tax deductible cuz technically I might be mentally retarded and this can be considered charitable givings)

MODS: this is also the Jazz vs Clippers Dec 28th 7pm Game Thread

 

[HeavenHarris]

I wil pay you cost + extra cash money + pos reps 4 life if you pick me up a "Legendary Devin Harris" jacket from the fan shop and mail it to me bro.

£¥£

 

[Dr. Jones]

I'll do the $100 .. except I'll make it $200 AFTER the deeds are done.

 

[freakazoid]

I got .38 cents and a ripped Arby's coupon. Might be expired. What'll that get me?

 

[UGLI baby]

I'll do the $100 .. except I'll make it $200 AFTER the deeds are done.

Dude, what?? You seem way to experienced at this...

 

[UGLI baby]

For 38 cents and a ripped Arby's coupon, I will run onto the court during warmups, brick a layup, then go over and bitch slap Harpring during the pre game show.

 

[HeavenHarris]

Dude, what?? You seem way to experienced at this...

as a former client of President PKM, i can confirm this. its not a bad thing bro. dont ask too many questions. just do it. do it.


do it.

 

[Chris-L]

im down. mods sticky plz

 

[UGLI baby]

as a former client of President PKM, i can confirm this. its not a bad thing bro. dont ask too many questions. just do it. do it.


do it.

OMG is PKM the mysterious Daddy Warbucks guy paying to watch people get peed on each morning???

 

[HeavenHarris]

shhh shhh. no tears.

 

[Dr. Jones]

I feel like I'm being peed on for free.

 

[UGLI baby]

I feel like I'm being peed on for free.

Well that's better than paying for a pee treatment. I kinda feel like tomorrow I might be paying for Ty and Al to take turns peeing on me.

 

[Dr. Jones]

Well that's better than paying for a pee treatment. I kinda feel like tomorrow I might be paying for Ty and Al to take turns peeing on me.

I'll pay $300 to see that!
space
Oh wait ..

 

[UGLI baby]

I'll pay $300 to see that!
space
Oh wait ..

I feel like Truman from the Truman show and your just the Director dude sitting up in that fake moon orchestrating everything.

 

[Zulu]

Here's my two cents.....

 

[Dr. Jones]

I feel like Truman from the Truman show and your just the Director dude sitting up in that fake moon orchestrating everything.

Haha, nope, just a regular dude wanting to see pies, planes, and peeing.

 

[HeavenHarris]

i wish dutchjazzer would piss off

 

[Dr. Jones]

Here's my two cents.....

I'll see your .02 and raise you .03

 

[Zulu]

I'll see your .02 and raise you .03

I actual own that coin..from Australia..

 

[Dr. Jones]

I actual own that coin..from Australia..

Yeah, I was trying to make you feel kinda dirty for going euro and I bring the Aussie.