Happy New Year!

[jazz_fanatic]

Wishing you all peace, love, prosperity, good health, and many Jazz victories for the remainder of the season.

Now give me my red envelope. I'm still single and poor.

Shots for all!

 

[GVC]

lame.

 

[jazz_fanatic]

lame.

Except you. I wish you nothing.

 

[UGLI baby]

Special Alien indeed.

 

[GVC]

Except you. I wish you nothing.

Wishing a kind and sensitive, yet lonely man nothing? What kind of cruel, cynical person would do such a thing?

Also, this is 'Murica, lady. Get with program.

 

[Gyp Rosetti]

 

[Gameface]

Hey, I'm a snake! It's my year! My wife is a dragon.

 

[Gameface]

Hey, I'm a snake! It's my year! My wife is a dragon.

Dang, looking at this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_zodiac turns out I'm actually a dragon.

 

[Zulu]

JF why you gots to ruin the STG night out by texting UGLI the score before we could finish the game... Not cool, horrible way to end the year for us geezy boys!!!

 

[Duck Rodgers]

Now give me my red envelope. I'm still single and poor.

Your "better luck next year sucka" red envelope? How shameful. This is what you do starting tomorrow to avoid future red envelope embarrassment... Take that "better luck next year sucka" envelope and give it to the Duck Rodgers Matchmaking Service. A Chinese codger will then appear at your door before you can say ni hao.

 

[Darkwing Duck]

The lunar calendar is pretty ridiculous when you look at it. Has uses, of course, but you have to modify it, and add days and months and such to align it with an actual Earth year.

 

[jazz_fanatic]

Wishing a kind and sensitive, yet lonely man nothing? What kind of cruel, cynical person would do such a thing?

Also, this is 'Murica, lady. Get with program.

We're taking over the world. Get with the program, white, bearded mountain man.

JF why you gots to ruin the STG night out by texting UGLI the score before we could finish the game... Not cool, horrible way to end the year for us geezy boys!!!

My apologies, sir. Didn't mean to ruin your manly men date night. I didn't give anything away. I simply said..."oooh yeah, go Jazz! We rule!"

Dang, looking at this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_zodiac turns out I'm actually a dragon.

I'm a rabbit. My parents ate my rabbits when I was younger. It's cool, whatever...

Your "better luck next year sucka" red envelope? How shameful. This is what you do starting tomorrow to avoid future red envelope embarrassment... Take that "better luck next year sucka" envelope and give it to the Duck Rodgers Matchmaking Service. A Chinese codger will then appear at your door before you can say ni hao.

I already have one! I only need one! Jk. Red envelopes > crappy marriage

 

[Dr. Jones]

I'm a rat. Which makes this whole calendar thing have zero credibility. Anyone that knows the size of my family knows I should be a rabbit.

 

[Duck Rodgers]

I'm a rat. Which makes this whole calendar thing have zero credibility. Anyone that knows the size of my family knows I should be a rabbit.

Rabbits call that makin' dinna. Is this a cannibalism confession? Just because ya family is dirty and ya guys drop turds freely around the house, don't mean ya guys are no stinkin' rabbits.

 

[UGLI baby]

My apologies, sir. Didn't mean to ruin your manly men date night. I didn't give anything away. I simply said..."oooh yeah, go Jazz! We rule!"

Lies!

 

[George]

Hey guys, George here.



Just wanted to wish y'all a happy Chinese New Year as well.



-George

 

[Zulu]

Hey guys, George here.



Just wanted to wish y'all a happy Chinese New Year as well.



-George

What's stopping you?????

 

[UGLI baby]

What's stopping you?????

"What's up Zulu?"

"Just walking in the door."

"huh?"

 

[Zulu]

You asked me what's up....

I was walking through the door..

So I figured you were blind on something...