1st Annual Jazzfanz Academy Awards

[carolinajazz]

Here are your nominees

(Opens envelope)

Everybody


Here are your winners


Best Actor - Goes to franklin

Best Pictures - Goes to Zulu

Best Thread - Goes to PKM (Following 2013 draftees)

Best Alt - Goes to PointGod_AB

Best Banned Alt - Goes to George (George could not be here to accept his award)

Best Contrarian - Goes to Cy Torbin

Best Conspiracy Theorist - Goes to The Silencer (the silencer could not be here to accept his award)

Best Anti Conspiracy Theorist - Goes to Gameface

Best Comeback Poster - Goes to HeavenHarris

Best NBA Info Updater - Goes to Nightmare

Best Long Paragraphs - Goes to Motown

Best Al Hater - Goes to dutchjazzer

Best KOC Hater - Goes to Mission Accomplished

Best Comedian - Goes to UGLI Baby

Best Mod - Goes to Rev9

Best Secret Idenity - Goes to Ty the Turd

Best Basketball Knowledge - Goes to vslice

Best Mega Poster - Goes to PKM

Best Jazzfanz Owner - Goes to Jason

Best Actress - Goes to Jazzfanatic

Best Foreign Poster - Goes to UnderKanter

Best Political Poster - Goes to babe

Best Nice Guy - Stoked

Best Mean Guy - Numberica

Best Middle East Updater - Stoked

Best Defender of Minorities - One Brow


Feel free to nominate somebody

...I didn't even get a nomination for "Best old school geezer?"

 

[Stoked]

...I didn't even get a nomination for "Best old school geezer?"

It's because your schtick is dumb.

 

[Hotdog]

...I didn't even get a nomination for "Best old school geezer?"

You were considered for Best NBA Hater.

 

[Hotdog]

Fixed.

I was actually trying to remember what thread that was to nominate it.

 

[orangello]

Best group of posters that get you excited to meet the only to be stood up by all but one:

St George Crew

 

[Stoked]

Best group of posters that get you excited to meet the only to be stood up by all but one:

St George Crew

When did we stand you up?

 

[orangello]

When did we stand you up?

I'll have PKM or UGLI fill you in.

 

[Archie Moses]

Best kokanee salmon catcher goes to...

 

[franklin]

Best feud comedy: Archie and Kicky

(Sorry Dalamon and PKM, but you're not even close)

 

[franklin]

Best photoshopper: PKM

(sorry Archie, you've been replaced)

 

[Archie Moses]

Best photoshopper: PKM

(sorry Archie, you've been replaced)

That's like saying Kobe is better than Jordan. Just caused I retired doesn't mean I'm not better.

 

[franklin]

^True, but awards go to current.

Best hit and run poster nominees: AtheistPreacher, The Pearl,