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My Girls U8 soccer team demolished their competition on Saturday. I started to call off the dogs in the middle of the first period after we scored a quick 4 goals. I switched my best players to defense, then benched one of them after we went ahead 10-1. Have to give some of the credit to their amazing head coach...ME!

while we all know you justly deserve huge credit for all this, it is still smart management to just coo about how good your players really are. And kudos for going easy on the other coach and team.
 
The page is still on Yahoo. You just have to replace "*******" with the plural synonym of dicks. Because the JF filter changes "*******" to *******

And with my wife and/or kids looking over my shoulder, I'm not going there.

yah I know quite a lot about the worldly things. I know about sewers too, but I don't have to dive in them to have fun.
 
My wife wouldn't laugh at this. She'd use it to prove this site is a useless low-life outpost I should shun. I should probably listen to her sometimes. Just so you know, this is my wild side. . . . .

I really do need some comic relief, hence this thread.
 
while we all know you justly deserve huge credit for all this, it is still smart management to just coo about how good your players really are. And kudos for going easy on the other coach and team.
I've been on the other end a few times so I know how they felt. Funny thing is, my assistant coach was actually keeping the game time (the other team didn't provide a referee). As time was winding down...actually it had expired...the other team had a throw-in near our goal. I told the AC to let them have a chance to play it. And they SCORED to make it 10-3, at which time we signaled the end of the match. It was a very positive way to end for both teams. An almost serendipitous decision on my part not to signal the end of the match on the side-out.

Wonder if my contract will be extended if my team finishes >.500? ;)
 
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