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[Jazz Spazz]

Roses are red
violets are blue
I just wanted to ryme
something with poo

 

[Bronco70]

Roses are red
violets are blue
I just wanted to ryme
something with poo

You truly succeeded
I'm glad that you did
It's like it was written
By a twelve year old kid

 

[Jazz Spazz]

Roses are red
violets are blue
I just wanted to ryme
something with poo

You truly succeeded
I'm glad that you did
It's like it was written
By a twelve year old kid

I followed my plan
Your feedback's a slap
I'm trying to not take it
as you giving me crap

 

[Bronco70]

Roses are red
violets are blue
I just wanted to ryme
something with poo

You truly succeeded
I'm glad that you did
It's like it was written
By a twelve year old kid

I followed my plan
Your feedback's a slap
I'm trying to not take it
as you giving me crap

Please don't be offended
I'm digging your rhyme
I just think that pee-pee
Deserves equal time

 

[Jazz Spazz]

Roses are red
violets are blue
I just wanted to ryme
something with poo

You truly succeeded
I'm glad that you did
It's like it was written
By a twelve year old kid

I followed my plan
Your feedback's a slap
I'm trying to not take it
as you giving me crap

Please don't be offended
I'm digging your rhyme
I just think that pee-pee
Deserves equal time

I will give extra effort
please don't boo and hiss
I'll add to the stanza
the awesome word piss

 

[Bronco70]

Roses are red
violets are blue
I just wanted to ryme
something with poo

You truly succeeded
I'm glad that you did
It's like it was written
By a twelve year old kid

I followed my plan
Your feedback's a slap
I'm trying to not take it
as you giving me crap

Please don't be offended
I'm digging your rhyme
I just think that pee-pee
Deserves equal time

I will give extra effort
please don't boo and hiss
I'll add to the stanza
the awesome word piss

Your verses are poignant
And speak to my soul
My bladder's so happy
It might lose control

 

[Jazz Spazz]

Roses are red
violets are blue
I just wanted to ryme
something with poo

You truly succeeded
I'm glad that you did
It's like it was written
By a twelve year old kid

I followed my plan
Your feedback's a slap
I'm trying to not take it
as you giving me crap

Please don't be offended
I'm digging your rhyme
I just think that pee-pee
Deserves equal time

I will give extra effort
please don't boo and hiss
I'll add to the stanza
the awesome word piss

Your verses are poignant
And speak to my soul
My bladder's so happy
It might lose control

I am so happy
yet I feel the fool
for thinking to only
rhyme brown words like stool

 

[Bronco70]

Roses are red
violets are blue
I just wanted to ryme
something with poo

You truly succeeded
I'm glad that you did
It's like it was written
By a twelve year old kid

I followed my plan
Your feedback's a slap
I'm trying to not take it
as you giving me crap

Please don't be offended
I'm digging your rhyme
I just think that pee-pee
Deserves equal time

I will give extra effort
please don't boo and hiss
I'll add to the stanza
the awesome word piss

Your verses are poignant
And speak to my soul
My bladder's so happy
It might lose control

I am so happy
yet I feel the fool
for thinking to only
rhyme brown words like stool

There's no other feeling
To tell you the truth
Like the feeling of pinching
Your own Baby Ruth

 

[Jazz Spazz]

I followed my plan
Your feedback's a slap
I'm trying to not take it
as you giving me crap

Please don't be offended
I'm digging your rhyme
I just think that pee-pee
Deserves equal time

I will give extra effort
please don't boo and hiss
I'll add to the stanza
the awesome word piss

Your verses are poignant
And speak to my soul
My bladder's so happy
It might lose control

I am so happy
yet I feel the fool
for thinking to only
rhyme brown words like stool

There's no other feeling
To tell you the truth
Like the feeling of pinching
Your own Baby Ruth

Equally joyous
and bound to amaze
when the stream goes 10 minutes
after holding it days

 

[Bronco70]

I will give extra effort
please don't boo and hiss
I'll add to the stanza
the awesome word piss

Your verses are poignant
And speak to my soul
My bladder's so happy
It might lose control

I am so happy
yet I feel the fool
for thinking to only
rhyme brown words like stool

There's no other feeling
To tell you the truth
Like the feeling of pinching
Your own Baby Ruth

Equally joyous
and bound to amaze
when the stream goes 10 minutes
after holding it days

The flip side, of course
Is at night in the dark
Half awake and unknowingly
Missing your mark

 

[Jazz Spazz]

Please don't be offended
I'm digging your rhyme
I just think that pee-pee
Deserves equal time

I will give extra effort
please don't boo and hiss
I'll add to the stanza
the awesome word piss

Your verses are poignant
And speak to my soul
My bladder's so happy
It might lose control

I am so happy
yet I feel the fool
for thinking to only
rhyme brown words like stool

There's no other feeling
To tell you the truth
Like the feeling of pinching
Your own Baby Ruth

Equally joyous
and bound to amaze
when the stream goes 10 minutes
after holding it days

The flip side, of course
Is at night in the dark
Half awake and unknowingly
Missing your mark

I chuckle to think
of the nights I would strap
over the toilet
a bit of shrink wrap

 

[jazz_fanatic]

Random question in a random thread:

If you guys could live anywhere you want, where would you live and why?