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Beantown said:
No he either says something about the Bay Area, or says Beandowns. Kind of like my Grandpa who has been telling the same jokes for years and you just learn to fake laugh.
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Holy ****!!! Ugli's your grandpa????? Forrealzies?
 
Ok, enough beaning around. I want stories of crazy **** you guys would do if you won the lotto.

Craziest so far is setting up a website. I'm looking for more!
 
franklin said:
I'd buy an ice cream van and drive around showering free goodies on the children. & get my billboard for the UT-ID boarder letting them know how ****ty their driving is.
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How long do you think it would take until you got arrested? There's just no way they could allow someone to go around giving out ice cream FOR FREE!
 
I would purchase Jazzfanz and create an age limit on the website. I also wouldn't allow insurance salesman from West Valley on the site.
 
Beantown said:
Some states I believe don't give you the option of anonymity, they just release the winner's name.
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So when you say don't tell anyone, you mean even extended family. Obviously a spouse would have to know. Although it would be one hell of a blast if I won the lotto, never told my wife and just pretended like I became a big shot businessman. I'd get all spiffied up in the morning and head out like I was going to the office, take trips around the world without her telling her it was a business trip, then come home occasionally telling her I landed the deal and I got a sweet bonus.
 
Gameface said:
So when you say don't tell anyone, you mean even extended family. Obviously a spouse would have to know. Although it would be one hell of a blast if I won the lotto, never told my wife and just pretended like I became a big shot businessman. I'd get all spiffied up in the morning and head out like I was going to the office, take trips around the world without her telling her it was a business trip, then come home occasionally telling her I landed the deal and I got a sweet bonus.
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You're a quick study.
 
PearlWatson said:
Ha.

You didn't like my compound idea?
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Oh no, building a compound is a fantastic idea. I honestly think about 80% of the guys I met who had served over 17 years in the Navy all had a dream of retiring from the Navy and building a cabin in the woods where no one would ever bother them again. I'm not sure what it is about the Navy that makes that an almost universal dream of long timers, but if my anecdotal evidence is correct (and it always is) there's something going on there.
 
Gameface said:
Oh no, building a compound is a fantastic idea. I honestly think about 80% of the guys I met who had served over 17 years in the Navy all had a dream of retiring from the Navy and building a cabin in the woods where no one would ever bother them again. I'm not sure what it is about the Navy that makes that an almost universal dream of long timers, but if my anecdotal evidence is correct (and it always is) there's something going on there.
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I'm not, nor have I ever been in the navy, but I would want a ginormous pool and/or lake at my compound.
 
i have been wanting to build a subterranean baseball field. completely designed it on paper with crayons and glitter, and gotten a few bids on the project. could do it for about $1m... but who has $1m to blow? need to win the lottery
 
scootsy said:
i have been wanting to build a subterranean baseball field. completely designed it on paper with crayons and glitter, and gotten a few bids on the project. could do it for about $1m... but who has $1m to blow? need to win the lottery
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I love the idea of underground baseball. Underwater would be good too.
 
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