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Which NBA player are you most like?

berkkobe

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I'm 6'6
I'm unathletic
I can dunk but i don't like
I can't shoot the three ball
I don't miss from mid range
I can play post easily
I have lots of post moves
I can defend well
I don't block shots
I can full court press 40 minutes



wat abot yu
 
I'm kinda like george karl...... kinda old, kinda fat, not athletic, and would make a helluva coach (in women's golf)
 
I am nothing like an NBA basketball player.
 
I'm 1.87 I dunno what that stands for in feet & inches even though I've created ****loads of nba characters. Decent shooter. Pretty good actually. I can't jump very well. Long hail pony tail and beard. Who does that make me?
 
I'm 1.87 I dunno what that stands for in feet & inches even though I've created ****loads of nba characters. Decent shooter. Pretty good actually. I can't jump very well. Long hail pony tail and beard. Who does that make me?

Dog the bounty hunter?
 
I'm 6'6
I'm unathletic
I can dunk but i don't like
I can't shoot the three ball
I don't miss from mid range
I can play post easily
I have lots of post moves
I can defend well
I don't block shots
I can full court press 40 minutes



wat abot yu
Jarron Collins - minus the size, post moves, and mid range shot.
 
Wrong forum you *******.

Translation:

"I'm 5'8".
I'm unathletic, and kinda dumpy.
I like to pretend I can dribble.
I have moves to get off the court after running down one time and getting winded.
Oh, and my downline never does ****."
 
I'm Kyle Korver.

All the women want me.
I give them the money shot from deep.
My defense is under-rated.
I'm a willing passer, but when it's my time to score everybody knows. And there are cheers. And repeat customers.
 
I'm 1.87 I dunno what that stands for in feet & inches even though I've created ****loads of nba characters. Decent shooter. Pretty good actually. I can't jump very well. Long hail pony tail and beard. Who does that make me?

6' 1.5"
 
I am an overweight 6'2" white guy that can shoot and pass pretty well... but... that... is... it....

there is absolutely no NBA equivalent to my "greatness"
 
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