Colton, I know you don't want to get into any substantive discussion of the rules, so I won't even try.
Hmm, that's an awful lot like me writing, "Hopper, I know you don't want to try to understand anything I have to say on the topic, so I won't even try."
1. There is a difference between understanding the rules "as written" versus the rules "as applied" (the "real rules," in my vernacular).
The moderators use the written rules to make their evaluations of posts that get reported. Yes, there are judgment calls, but implying there is a substantial difference is an overstatement in my opinion.
4. The problem is further exacerbated when any simple, sincere request for an indication of what a phrase like "homophobic comments" is intended to include is deleted from a post and ignored.
I have no idea what you mean by that.
One almost gets the impression that the mods want to keep things as ambiguous, imprecise, and malleable as possible, to give them maximum latitude when voting and dispensing punishment, according to their personal agenda.
If that's really the way you perceive things, then I feel sorry for you. Must be tough to live with that much paranoia.
Alternatively, you could just try to avoid homosexual slurs. As the announcement said: "The moderating staff recently reached a consensus that going forward we will not be as tolerant of homosexual slurs as we have been in the past. Users posting defamatory remarks on this basis may receive warnings or infractions in the future."
It's really not that complicated.