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Jazzfanz Fight Club

FWIW, this thread/idea really died.


Nice work, UGLI, as usual.

LOL I need pics of you assholes to put in the head 2 head threads. See thread in UGLI forum.

Also, I'm not insane enough to put jazzfanz Fight Club up against the Superbowl.

#Marketing
 
LOL I need pics of you assholes to put in the head 2 head threads. See thread in UGLI forum.

Also, I'm not insane enough to put jazzfanz Fight Club up against the Superbowl.

#Marketing

Yeah guys, I wanna be jffc fanboy.

Get on that!
 
OK.

I have been stabbed
Hit by two cars at once
Broken my arms
Got in a bike wreck where I almost lost my left eye
Been in a wheel chair for 3 months unable to walk
Had my face carved up with an exacto knife
Have had my hands/fingers shredded by a hedge trimmer
Started a neighborhood brawl that included rocks, sticks, BB guns, dogs and anything else we could get our hands on - caused a divorce
Have been in dozens and dozens of fights
Got jumped by three guys and bit the living hell of of one of them.

but has your pants ever been doused in gasoline and lit on fire.
my whole right foot 2nd and 3rd degree burns :D
 
Im gonna be honest..... i would beat most of you up in a bare knuckles boxing match.

But if i get taken down then im ****ed..... and if you throw some kicks in and some dirty stuff (nut shots) then i would lose.
challenge accepted :D.

might not win but i have been spatting partners for highest amatuer federation of the netherlands.
so i might outlast everybody :D
 
FWIW, Dutch, I put you in my top five. I know you're a butt hole pirate, but you're a scary bastage when it comes to combat sports.
 
FWIW, Dutch, I put you in my top five. I know you're a butt hole pirate, but you're a scary bastage when it comes to combat sports.

LOL.

no not scary.

i'm quite charming :D. ask my lady friends.
most of them say i can say the most perverted/hatefull/nasty/weirdt stuff and they cant be(won't be) offended by it. cus my charm cancel it all out and all they coulddo is have a lol shy smile.
so i aint no tought guy
 
LOL.

no not scary.

i'm quite charming :D. ask my lady friends.
most of them say i can say the most perverted/hatefull/nasty/weirdt stuff and they cant be(won't be) offended by it. cus my charm cancel it all out and all they coulddo is have a lol shy smile.
so i aint no tought guy

Nobody here is denying that you're probably a huge quivering *** hole in real life, and that you say some of the worst things I've seen in a very long time (sorry Hantlers, you've got competition, yo). I'm not even saying you're a tough guy, only that you've had years of MMA training (not cage fighting, but multiple martial arts) and that you're probably one of the tougher fights. That being said, for the pride of JazzFanz and 'Murica in general, I'd die before losing to you.

Can I get a Hell Ya?


Frickin' Commie bass turd.
 
Nobody here is denying that you're probably a huge quivering *** hole in real life, and that you say some of the worst things I've seen in a very long time (sorry Hantlers, you've got competition, yo). I'm not even saying you're a tough guy, only that you've had years of MMA training (not cage fighting, but multiple martial arts) and that you're probably one of the tougher fights. That being said, for the pride of JazzFanz and 'Murica in general, I'd die before losing to you.

Can I get a Hell Ya?


Frickin' Commie bass turd.
one day i will come to utah.
to watch a jazz basketball game.

would have come already but not intersted int his abomination called jazzbaasketball.
who knows what happens in ofseason/start of next season.maybe it will finally be time to watch jazz basketball in person.
we shall not fight each other. lets just fight side by side.
:P

the lakers game is a good game to brawl afterwords in the street.
you me. some of the other tough guys.
those lakers fan have it comming they always piss me off when they cheer and or boo in the esa.
 
one day i will come to utah.
to watch a jazz basketball game.

would have come already but not intersted int his abomination called jazzbaasketball.
who knows what happens in ofseason/start of next season.maybe it will finally be time to watch jazz basketball in person.
we shall not fight each other. lets just fight side by side.
:P

the lakers game is a good game to brawl afterwords in the street.
you me. some of the other tough guys.
those lakers fan have it comming they always piss me off when they cheer and or boo in the esa.
or we can go to a nearby gym and just spar :P
 
or we can go to a nearby gym and just spar :P

I believe the term is "pump off", but I got the point.

Dude, I don't want to fight, spar, or pump off -- I would, however, love to watch you F up some Laker's fools. Once you have them down and unconscious, I will pee in their open mouths. Brilliant.
 
I believe the term is "pump off", but I got the point.

Dude, I don't want to fight, spar, or pump off -- I would, however, love to watch you F up some Laker's fools. Once you have them down and unconscious, I will pee in their open mouths. Brilliant.

there must be some female laker fans who do freaky thing for men against payment.
something with gold and taking a bath its called :P
try iy.

not sure when i will come. jazz basketball must first return to its glory
 
challenge accepted :D.

might not win but i have been spatting partners for highest amatuer federation of the netherlands.
so i might outlast everybody :D

FWIW, Dutch, I put you in my top five. I know you're a butt hole pirate, but you're a scary bastage when it comes to combat sports.

Frankly, this whole conversation would start and end with Dutch, if it came right down to it. No question.
 
Frankly, this whole conversation would start and end with Dutch, if it came right down to it. No question.

Sadly, I agree. Of course, it would be hard for him to "spatt" with me when I break both of his arms, but I guess he'd still have his legs, and therefore, a chance.


Doubtful though.
 
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