OK.
I have been stabbed
Hit by two cars at once
Broken my arms
Got in a bike wreck where I almost lost my left eye
Been in a wheel chair for 3 months unable to walk
Had my face carved up with an exacto knife
Have had my hands/fingers shredded by a hedge trimmer
Started a neighborhood brawl that included rocks, sticks, BB guns, dogs and anything else we could get our hands on - caused a divorce
Have been in dozens and dozens of fights
Got jumped by three guys and bit the living hell of of one of them.
This is impressive. You were not originally in my top five, but I will amend that.