It's ok, you can come out of the closet if you want.
Just kidding, women ARE confusing!
A wise man once told me, "the reason you'll never understand women is they don't understand themselves."
And each year I'm married I think I'm actually falling further and further behind in trying to figure out my wife. I can hardly wait until my daughter becomes a teenager and then I have two complete enigmas to deal with...both with very healthy and active tear ducts.
I have a wife and three duaghters. I live in a sea of estrogen. There are days when all 4 are crying. I just fire up the grill, grab some burgers or steaks, a beer, the dogs and some music and head out back to grill.
Ain't nobody got time for that.