David Locke and his Strange Love Calls

[Gameface]

Internationals can't get the radio play by play, as far as I can tell.

Probably has something to do with the Geneva Conventions.

 

[rcb1820]

Strangely colorful

I would characterize Locke's calls as "strangely colorful." His calls make the game fun and enjoyable, as opposed to the bland, overly scripted, redundant banter from the TV guys. There are times when Harping and Boler are barfing something about Georgia Tech when I want to scream, "Hey, guys, there's a game going on! How about some relevant commentary!"

 

[Gameface]

I would characterize Locke's calls as "strangely colorful." His calls make the game fun and enjoyable, as opposed to the bland, overly scripted, redundant banter from the TV guys. There are times when Harping and Boler are barfing something about Georgia Tech when I want to scream, "Hey, guys, there's a game going on! How about some relevant commentary!"

There are a lot of times when Locke is announcing that I'm screaming at the radio saying "what ****ing team has possession of the ball? Which of the three guys named 'Williams' on the floor right now are you talking about? I don't care if he slama-lame-ding-donged the ball home, I want to know who it was and what the ****ing score is."

Locke sucks at calling basketball games.

 

[Stifle Tower]

So does Bolerjack.
Christopher came in for the Jazz and Bolerjack called him Covington.

 

[Gameface]

At least on the TV I can see what's actually going on.

For all the jokes about Hot Rod being a drunk that muther****er brang it every damn night for decades.

 

[fishonjazz]

At least on the TV I can see what's actually going on.

For all the jokes about Hot Rod being a drunk that muther****er brang it every damn night for decades.

Hot rod being drunk is probably WHY he brang it every night

Should be pumping boler and harp with some gf homebrew each game tbh

 

[Gameface]

I'm way excited for my new shift because it's hard to brew hombrew outside, in the snow, in the dark. Lot of extra **** to deal with. I actually life brewing outside in the winter, just not at night.

All that to say that I'm going to be brewing again soon after taking the last few months off from it.

 

[jazzlurker]

He just broke the bi-laws of gobertland and was rejected.

 

[fallenchicken]

He just broke the bi-laws of gobertland and was rejected. ��

haha. Wait--did he really call that?

 

[jazzlurker]

I am not joking...

 

[dipship31]

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Edit: Wrong Thread

 

[jazzlurker]

Booker went in for the jam and spilled the bowl of cereal...