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Happy New Year to everyone in the Jazzfanz community!

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I seek no response - only a minute of your time to read the ensuing statements.

I have returned from my temporary banishment a new internet persona. I won't be commenting on anything that doesn't have to do with Utah Jazz basketball. Unfortunately I cannot guarantee that there will be no more emotionally charged, irrational diatribes - but they will only be about something effectively meaningless (sports). I'll also try to refrain from name-calling but I also cannot guarantee I don't refer to Chris Paul as "little bitch" when we play the Clippers.

To all the posters on Jazzfanz, particularly those who I have had "spats" with on various topics in the General Discussion Forum, I wish only health, happiness and love to you and your loved ones.
 
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Welcome back holmes
 
My new year has sucked so far. I started coming down with flu symptoms yesterday, and in the midst of the feverish hallucinations that pass for 'sleep', I was struck by a seriously horrible case of hiccups. The hiccups have yet to subside, and a couple of hours ago, I decided to take a nap, and I woke up with a hilariously swollen left eyelid. I can't even open my eye! Is it a curse? Probably. Is it HH's fault? More than likely.
 
Siro said:
My new year has sucked so far. I started coming down with flu symptoms yesterday, and in the midst of the feverish hallucinations that pass for 'sleep', I was struck by a seriously horrible case of hiccups. The hiccups have yet to subside, and a couple of hours ago, I decided to take a nap, and I woke up with a hilariously swollen left eyelid. I can't even open my eye! Is it a curse? Probably. Is it HH's fault? More than likely.
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God is the answer, Siro.
 
Siro said:
My new year has sucked so far. I started coming down with flu symptoms yesterday, and in the midst of the feverish hallucinations that pass for 'sleep', I was struck by a seriously horrible case of hiccups. The hiccups have yet to subside, and a couple of hours ago, I decided to take a nap, and I woke up with a hilariously swollen left eyelid. I can't even open my eye! Is it a curse? Probably. Is it HH's fault? More than likely.
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Here's a recipe for hickups:

1) Pour a glass of water.
2) Take a piece of paper napkin and open it until it is one layer.
3) Cover the mouth of the glass with it and stabilize the napkin under your glass holding hand.
4) Drink the water through the napkin.

Fixes every time.



Sorry if it's already known stuff.
 
addictionary said:
Here's a recipe for hickups:

1) Pour a glass of water.
2) Take a piece of paper napkin and open it until it is one layer.
3) Cover the mouth of the glass with it and stabilize the napkin under your glass holding hand.
4) Drink the water through the napkin.

Fixes every time.



Sorry if it's already known stuff.
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What purpose does the napkin serve? Drinking water normally will sometimes fix it. The most effective way for me is to hold my breath. I can hold my breath for a very long time, and the hiccups are usually gone by the time I need to breathe (but sometimes it will take more than 1 attempt).
 
Try it. The more it takes for the napkin to get a hole the better. Its effectiveness has been proved with my and many other's own experience.

What good does the napkin do? Hell if I know. Maybe some diafram (don't know the english word for that midchest space) movement it causes.
 
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