Things your significant other does that drives you cray

[spycam1]

Like most people, my girlfriend keeps the ringer on her phone turned off. But unlike most people, she flat out REFUSES to put it on vibrate. She doesn't like it for some reason. So her phone is always completely silent.

So of course she loses her phone once a week, and it takes us hours (sometimes days) to find the ****ing thing cause we can't just call it. It doesn't matter how many times she loses it and all the problems it causes (not being able to contact me, her boss, etc.), somehow simply turning the phone on vibrate is not an option.

But she's awesome and my best friend.

 

[Dr. Jones]

Like most people, my girlfriend keeps the ringer on her phone turned off. But unlike most people, she flat out REFUSES to put it on vibrate. She doesn't like it for some reason. So her phone is always completely silent.

So of course she loses her phone once a week, and it takes us hours (sometimes days) to find the ****ing thing cause we can't just call it. It doesn't matter how many times she loses it and all the problems it causes (not being able to contact me, her boss, etc.), somehow simply turning the phone on vibrate is not an option.

But she's still awesome and my best friend.

Bro.. she's a whore. She tells all the guys the same thing. What, are you 15?

 

[QuinSnydersHair]

Like most people, my girlfriend keeps the ringer on her phone turned off. But unlike most people, she flat out REFUSES to put it on vibrate. She doesn't like it for some reason. So her phone is always completely silent.

So of course she loses her phone once a week, and it takes us hours (sometimes days) to find the ****ing thing cause we can't just call it. It doesn't matter how many times she loses it and all the problems it causes (not being able to contact me, her boss, etc.), somehow simply turning the phone on vibrate is not an option.

But she's still awesome and my best friend.

I do the same exact thing with my phone. No ringer. No vibrate. But I never lose it.

 

[Dr. Jones]

I do the same exact thing with my phone. No ringer. No vibrate. But I never lose it.

Cool. But kinda blows my whole theory.

 

[franklin]

How about when you are talking on the phone and in the middle of the conversation she shifts gears in her mind, doesn't bother telling you that, and then acts like you are insane because you didn't follow along.

Her: So can you pick up Billy from his practice.
Me: Ok when?
Her: Well I told him you might be a little late so call him. You will probably need to take a couple of his friends home.
Me: Ok which friends?
Her: Oh there is Amy, and Brittney, and I think Riley and her sister are staying overnight.
Me: Why would they stay overnight?
Her: Well we said that a couple could.
Me: What are you talking about, why would Billy have girls stay overnight?
Her: Billy? No of course not, that would be Suzie. Of course not Billy what are you thinking.
Me: I just asked who I had to take home from practice.
Her: Oh you meant now? Really? Of course I was talking about tomorrow night for Suzie's birthday party.
Me: Oh yeah, of course.

How often does she have conversations with you that never existed, then she gets pissed when you tell her she didn't answer you or you never discussed something?

My wife recently claimed to have answered me three time when I finally asked her if she was going to answer me on the fourth request in a row.

 

[Dr. Jones]

How often does she have conversations with you that never existed, then she gets pissed when you tell her she didn't answer you or you never discussed something?

My wife recently claimed to have answered me three time when I finally asked her if she was going to answer me on the fourth request in a row.

Bro.. please dial it down a notch for those of us that are sippin on.

 

[NAOS]

I do the same exact thing with my phone. No ringer. No vibrate. But I never lose it.

and you're way good at sending pix messages.

I hear you'll even let your imaginary students text during class.

Good job on not losing it, buddy.

 

[franklin]

Bro.. please dial it down a notch for those of us that are sippin on.

SHE LOSES THE REMOTE!

 

[franklin]

Better?

 

[fishonjazz]

How often does she have conversations with you that never existed, then she gets pissed when you tell her she didn't answer you or you never discussed something?

My wife recently claimed to have answered me three time when I finally asked her if she was going to answer me on the fourth request in a row.

This
Lots.

 

[Dr. Jones]

SHE LOSES THE REMOTE!

not really?

 

[LogGrad98]

How often does she have conversations with you that never existed, then she gets pissed when you tell her she didn't answer you or you never discussed something?

My wife recently claimed to have answered me three time when I finally asked her if she was going to answer me on the fourth request in a row.

With mine it is more of being on a different plane entirely. Changing topics 3 or 4 times in any one conversation when she is the only one who is aware the topic has changed.