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Churro Chapel: Jazzfanz Official Gathering Ground for Worshippers of the #rallychurro

In one way I am thankful that the game is on Sunday, cuz i get into SLC on Saturday and I'll have the whole day to put a poster together worthy of our saviour, #rallychurro
 
dalamon said:
In one way I am thankful that the game is on Sunday, cuz i get into SLC on Saturday and I'll have the whole day to put a poster together worthy of our saviour, #rallychurro
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What time do you arrive saturday?
 
I got a few questions about where I get my signs made. I design them using Canva and Photoshop. I'm a beginning designer, I do some design at work, so I draw on basic design principles and fake the rest. Then I print them up on regular paper and tape them together because it would cost about $15 to have them professionally printed. If anyone's interested in me helping them design a poster I'd be happy to, and would accept a nice little donation for the time. For a bit extra I'll even print and compile the physical sign. Either way, Cappy knows I deliver!
 
If our lord and savior gordon hayward abandons us this summer, it's because of the worship of false idols. This rally churro is pagan and demonic. It is no doubt the cause of all these injuries. You ****ing fools. Delete this thread mod. Before the next player gets hurt. Was Gobert not enough you heathen ****s?

Hayward is the only God and I am his messenger.
 
I love how you guys are trying to make something go viral so you can get on TV. Are you really THAT desperate? If you are, then come up with something that's actually funny first. Mothereffers.
 
Holy haters! If you can't see that it's all in good fun, lighten up or don't click on a thread with "churro" in the title.

Now, we all know Fat Boris has strengthened the churro and it is better than ever.


Someone feed this man a churro!

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kiri.de.carlos said:
Holy haters! If you can't see that it's all in good fun, lighten up or don't click on a thread with "churro" in the title.

Now, we all know Fat Boris has strengthened the churro and it is better than ever.


Someone feed this man a churro!

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That looks like he's been beheaded! I think fat Boris with a glass of red is far more classy!
 
kiri.de.carlos said:
Holy haters! If you can't see that it's all in good fun, lighten up or don't click on a thread with "churro" in the title.
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This.
Whiny *** bitches
 
today is the first day i have heard of the rally churro.

i recently had a friend move into my apartment complex. There is a fast food joint across the street that sells Churros. My friend loves churros. There have been churros in my household at least once a week for the past 3 months. I don't know whether there is a tie with the Jazz making the playoffs and my friends obsession with churros and my devouring of them. I'm just stating facts
 
AKistheFEARFACTOR said:
today is the first day i have heard of the rally churro.

i recently had a friend move into my apartment complex. There is a fast food joint across the street that sells Churros. My friend loves churros. There have been churros in my household at least once a week for the past 3 months. I don't know whether there is a tie with the Jazz making the playoffs and my friends obsession with churros and my devouring of them. I'm just stating facts
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Churro bestows upon thee...
 
AKistheFEARFACTOR said:
today is the first day i have heard of the rally churro.

i recently had a friend move into my apartment complex. There is a fast food joint across the street that sells Churros. My friend loves churros. There have been churros in my household at least once a week for the past 3 months. I don't know whether there is a tie with the Jazz making the playoffs and my friends obsession with churros and my devouring of them. I'm just stating facts
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another sign.

Welcome.
 
LifeOnaPlate said:
I got a few questions about where I get my signs made. I design them using Canva and Photoshop. I'm a beginning designer, I do some design at work, so I draw on basic design principles and fake the rest. Then I print them up on regular paper and tape them together because it would cost about $15 to have them professionally printed. If anyone's interested in me helping them design a poster I'd be happy to, and would accept a nice little donation for the time. For a bit extra I'll even print and compile the physical sign. Either way, Cappy knows I deliver!
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are you going to the game on Sunday?
 
firegirl said:
I love how you guys are trying to make something go viral so you can get on TV. Are you really THAT desperate? If you are, then come up with something that's actually funny first. Mothereffers.
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I'm encouraged to see another woman posting here, given that we're so male-dominated, even though you're disrespecting the churro and referring to people as "desperate." It's all good. Still negged you, tho.
 
LogGrad98 said:
I wasn't going to bring this up but now I feel I must.



I was at the first game back on Saturday night. I watched Rudy go down and painfully crawl across the floor. I felt like puking and punching the guy next to me who said to his girlfriend, or whore or whatever she was, "well their best guy just went down, now it'll be a cake-walk". But I held back, and shed a single tear. For most of the first quarter we were in disarray. The game looked lost even though Mighty Joe Ingles did all he could to put us on his old man shoulders and carry us through. During the break after the 1st quarter, my wife and daughter went to get snacks. I asked my wife to surprise me and started planning out exit if things did not improve. Do you know what my wife brought me?

A churro.

A glorious golden and brown, sugar and cinnamon dipped, crispy churro. Hot and fresh. It tasted so good, and I ate it rather quickly.

And by the time I had finished the last wonderful bite, guess what? We were ahead by 6 and the Clippers called time-out to try to stop the bleeding. Right as I finished the last bite they called time out. Jazz ahead 6. And we held that lead until well into the 4th quarter, and we won on that amazing last second shot by Joe Johnson.

See, the churro was the turn-around point. It guided us to the win, and it blessed the team in Rudy's absence.

So praise the churro.




And you are all welcome.
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This needed to be included-- "for the culture", as some would say.
 
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