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Soccer Isn't A Man's Game And The Amount Of Times They Grab Each Other's Heads And Fake Cry And Fall

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Is Really Embarrassing To See As A Man. I Always Try And Support The USA When The World Cup Comes Around But The Sport Is Just So Boring And I Don't Mean To Offend All The Women On Here Because I Think You Deserve To Play Sports And Can Be Good. Soccer For Example Is A Sport Women Can Be Good At Like Ice Skating And Equestrian Leaping. I Hate Watching These Third World Countries And There Civilians Cheer About Beating The USA Because They Aren't Better Then Us Accept For Soccer. I Had A Bodega In Newark Back The Late 80's And These Mexican Boys Used To Kick That Sonbitch Around In The Alley All Day And Night And I Used To Give Them The Dogs And Pizza That Didn't Get Sold After Close. I Used To Tell Them To Pick A Man's Sport And Quit Being Some Sort Of European (something or other). No Offense But Not (something or other) But (something or other) Like Girly.
 
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Peace My Brother From The Zulu Nation I Respect The Tribe And Was Down With A Bunch Of You Folks Back When I Was Out East In The Late 70's And 80's. I Don't Remember What Stfu Means And Remember Most My Zulu Brothers Speaking English Anyways. Time Has Really Flown By
 
And you get to have your leg handed to you broken in the first game of your career. Not really a sport like it is described here.
 
countonbuckets said:
Peace My Brother From The Zulu Nation I Respect The Tribe And Was Down With A Bunch Of You Folks Back When I Was Out East In The Late 70's And 80's. I Don't Remember What Stfu Means And Remember Most My Zulu Brothers Speaking English Anyways. Time Has Really Flown By
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This cowld've used a Tribe Called Quest reference.
 
countonbuckets said:
Peace My Brother From The Zulu Nation I Respect The Tribe And Was Down With A Bunch Of You Folks Back When I Was Out East In The Late 70's And 80's. I Don't Remember What Stfu Means And Remember Most My Zulu Brothers Speaking English Anyways. Time Has Really Flown By
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Looks Like I Made A Couple Of The Soccer Girls Cry Because I Got Those Red Dots In My Notifications. I Didn't Mean To Offend Anyone By Making Fun Of Kickball And I Don't Have A Problem A Bunch Of Americans Trying To Act Like Some Pome ***** For A Few Weeks Saying Things Like That Was A Classy Goal Or What A Balletic Shot. Like I Told My Son When He Went Through One Of His Many Phases Knock Yourself Out Just Don't Call Me To Bail You Out.
 
countonbuckets said:
I Didn't Mean To Offend Anyone By Making Fun Of Kickball And I Don't Have A Problem A Bunch Of Americans Trying To Act Like Some Pome ***** For A Few Weeks Saying Things Like That Was A Classy Goal Or What A Balletic Shot. Like I Told My Son When He Went Through One Of His Many Phases Knock Yourself Out Just Don't Call Me To Bail You Out.
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This Is What I Think. It Seems To Me That Your Only Intention Here Is To Be Annoying And Piss People Off. It Is Not Really Cute. It Is Not Really Lovely. But Diversity Rocks, Just Ask Viny. Though It Would Also Be Nice Of You To Just Admit The Truth. Why Must You Prevaricate. It Does Not Become You. Man Up. Go Buy Yourself Some Camel Milk. It Only Costs $18 A Pint. I Hear They Are Selling It At Hole Foods. Or Is That Whole Foods? At Any Rate, I Think You Could Use A Pint Or Two. It Might Help You Grow Some Humps. You Would Probably Find Them Useful. And Maybe You Should Tell Your Son To Grow A Pair Too. You Seem To Think He Has Problems. Maybe Humps Would Help.
 
soccer is a man's game actually. it is fast-pacing and full of risks.
I played soccer, amateur clubs mostly.
A good soccer player would be good infantry candidate for example.
why?
endurance, strong legs, sprints ...
your football on the other hand, along with sumo, is the only sport where you have to suffer from morbid obesity in order to play certain positions.
tis more fun to watch helmet football, for me at least, but playing soccer is really fun, really.
 
Tarkanian said:
soccer is a man's game actually. it is fast-pacing and full of risks.
I played soccer, amateur clubs mostly.
A good soccer player would be good infantry candidate for example.
why?
endurance, strong legs, sprints ...
your football on the other hand, along with sumo, is the only sport where you have to suffer from morbid obesity in order to play certain positions.
tis more fun to watch helmet football, for me at least, but playing soccer is really fun, really.
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As much as I hate the soccer bashing, in US football morbid obesity isn't a great term for even the lineman. They are typically stronger than hell and run at speeds that are astounding for their size. Their body fat percentage is typically a lot lower than the usual 300 pound fat *** out there.

Admittedly, many of those guys have tons of issues when they retire. It's one thing to be the size of a truck when you are physically exerting yourself a ton. It's another when you are retired.
 
This World Cup has been very high scoring. There is a lot of excitement in soccer when the ball gets close to the box, you just have to learn how to appreciate the movement that leads up to those points and it becomes enjoyable.
 
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