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    Game Thread Oct 19, 2022 07:00PM MT: Jazz vs Nuggets

    Good lord, JazzAvenues post-game thread might be the highlight of the season.
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    Trade Rumors Involving the Jazz

    Pretty good grade average on the classes that matter (English and Math). Didn't bother finishing the final project for sewing, so F. Refused to attempt climbing the rope in gym class, so D. JFC wants to fire this guy, right?
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    Trade Rumors Involving the Jazz

    If one could argue that _your_ opinion constitutes the dominant content of this forum, then that question might be for you alone. As for me, all opinions are welcome ♥️
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    Trade Rumors Involving the Jazz

    That won't be decided until the pics are managed. But until that happens, there's no one on the planet who expected the Jazz to obtain that type of pick haul for Gobert. It is an unprecedented trade.
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    Trade Rumors Involving the Jazz

    I agree with the B+. But Gobert is beyond an A.
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    Trade Rumors Involving the Jazz

    What are your grades for the gobert and Mitchell trades?
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    Trade Rumors Involving the Jazz

    The Jazz lied about all of the people that they traded. I'm sitting here just kind of laughing at the idea that they wouldn't do the same thing with Clarkson, and that people here on this forum would take them at their word. If the right deal comes along, Clarkson is still as likely to be...
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    Where Do You Live? Inside Utah or Outside? (poll)

    English policies make the world England, according to some folk.
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    Where Do You Live? Inside Utah or Outside? (poll)

    SLC... home of Mark Hoffman, Brian David Mitchell, and the Kingston Klan.
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    Trade Rumors Involving the Jazz

    We have time to make that move with the schedule being as it is early on. The Jazz can advertise vets, and still tank strong at the beginning of the season.
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    Last good song you listened to?

    View: https://youtu.be/5BrAAXCbUXE
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    Kelly Olynyk Hype & Appreciation Thread

    I appreciate the effort guys, I really do. Reggie Miller and Chris Kaman are noble recommendations, but alas they are 2nd-tier on the bashed-face/misshapen-skull hierarchy. My Top Ten: 1. Gheorghe Mureșan 2. Ben Handlogten 3. Michael Ruffin 4. Zaza Pachulia 5. Troy Murphy 6. Scottie Pippen 7...
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    Trade Rumors Involving the Jazz

    Gay has the knees of a buck-toothed mummy. He's washed.
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    Kelly Olynyk Hype & Appreciation Thread

    ...have you seen Gheorghe Mureșan? Sam Cassell looks like a bug-eyed alien, yes, but no one tops Mureșan. I guess we need a definitive list, and a poll.
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    Kelly Olynyk Hype & Appreciation Thread

    I wish I could. But his career was the stuff of legend.
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    Kelly Olynyk Hype & Appreciation Thread

    C'mon, now. This man is downright pretty compared to Ben Handlogten and Gheorghe Mureșan. Honestly, Olynyk doesn't even sniff Olden Polynice on the ugly chart.
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    Danny Ainge has Traded/Signed for Seven White Players

    This thread reminds me of: View: https://youtu.be/Jsh4SvPdfl8
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    Trade Confirmed: Jazz get jack for Bogey

    I read this entire thread just to see numberica lose his $#1+ multiple times. Not disappointed!
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    OKC Sees Our Tank and Raises

    Well, Presti has to do something. Ainge has basically owned this off-season.
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    Trade Rumors Involving the Jazz

    We need more posts like this to balance out the enthusiasm around here!
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