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  1. JazzAvenues

    Quotes from Rockets' forums-"On one hand f*** the jazz but on the other hand I really want that top 5 pick"

    Pre Game Gobert and whiteside going combine for 30-30. It’s hard to enjoy the game with all this bully ball goin in like it’s the 90’s 1st Half The jazz one of those teams that just foul the **** out of you and somehow never get calls against them Jazz commentators said “Danuel House...
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    Quotes from the Suns' forums-"Refs f***ed us, our bench f***ed us, our terrible 3 point defense f***ed us, our terrible rebounding f***ed us."

    Pre Game Consecutive Eu-friendly Sunday games. Don't remember this happening before. Hopefully both are wins. Fun fact. The Utah Jazz are called the "Jazz" because Joseph Smith was an avid fan of Duke Ellington. Don’t see us winning this game unless Holliday plays and even then probably...
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    Quotes from Mavs' forums-" God damn Rudy is clamping Luka’s ***"

    Pre Game Mavs only 1.5 games behind the Jazz for 4th. Only one game ahead of the Nuggets. Only 23 games left to establish seeding. Both teams 6-1 in last 7. It has been a season of streak busting for the Mavs, having stopped 5 different win streaks of 5+ wins. Now they try to break a...
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    Quotes from Rockets' forums-"I can take a lot of ****, but getting flexed on by Hassan Whiteside is not it."

    Pre Game Juck the Fazz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My psychic said this is our Super Bowl. Must be a sure thing. Go Rockets! Can we keep them under 125? Can somebody please explain to me the point of having us wait like half a week to play the Jazz, and then have three games in four nights...
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    Quotes from Magic forums-"12 points...yuck"

    Pre Game I can’t wait to see the new-look Magic tonight! The street clothes, the cheering from the end of the bench, wow! We've been surprisingly competent against the Jazz the past two years (at least by Magic standards), so I'm excited to see how we look tonight The Jazz are my...
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    Quotes from Warriors' forums-This must be what it feels like to be a kings fan"

    Pre Game please always start like this Wait, Otto/Looney available tonight? WOOHOO!!! I just hope they don't get freight-trained by Azubuike. Damn, the Warriors are still underdogs even though the Jazz are without Gobert/Gay/Ingles, and despite the fact we've already beaten them twice...
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    Quotes from Knicks' forums-"Basketball is a very fun sport … the Knicks make it not that way."

    Pre Game Whats the money line? I'll take the Jazz. Sorry guys. Back to the same old same old. Let's go anyway. This is the only team in the NBA that every year keeps losing and still play old players instead of the young guys . Smh What can we expect.from that game after an.awful loss...
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    Quotes from Nets' forums-"Alright. Back to Olympic Curling I guess."

    Pre Game I will watch but i know the outcome of this please just ****ing win. if this losing streak goes on idk what ill do. another defeat incoming Cant wait to be on a 7 game losing streak Oh great more disappointment incoming About to lose 7 in a row, not even watching this...
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    Quotes from Nuggets' forums-"Wow these turnovers are hilarious"

    Pre Game THIS MAKES NO SENSE. If Jokers toe was that bad he wouldn’t have played yesterday. Also cousins out again? So much for trying to get the most out of his 10 day. Just say you are resting joker, don’t use the toe as an excuse Our chances of winning are ZERO tonight. No Jokic we...
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    Quotes from Pistons' forums-"if only gobert wasnt like 50 ft tall"

    Pre Game I like these Jazz unis I love their floor so clean No Donovan? I swear no team gets to play teams missing their stars more than us. I like the Jazz. They start two balding white guys who look middle age. Makes me feel like I could still have it. 1st Half So weird...
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    Quotes from Nuggets' forums-"Weren't we down by 3 going into the 4th? What the hell happened?"

    Pre Game Jazz 5 point favorites f**k covid, f**k this season, GO NUGGETS Bogdanovic is such a threat, he can score from 3s from anywhere, he's even good at jumpshots, he can do layups, he has good FT % and he's pretty decent defensively as well. He's had a few bad streaks, but never...
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    Quotes from Nuggets' forums-"Bogi is so damn good. Dream to have a player like that."

    Pre Game Sad state of the Nuggets that every player is getting injured. Jokic is carrying a team of limbless and "shotless" bums through the desert. This bench was a *********** from the get go and we haven't done anything to solve it. Don't have much hope of being anything but a game or...
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    Quotes from Pelicans' forums-"utah have like 6 different guys where youre suprised when they miss an open 3 we dont have a single one"

    Pre Game Can we win this game. Hate Utah... Just call them Utah! They our rightfully name!! Herb will reclaim our honor tonight!!! Jazz music has never been played in Utah. Let's give these phonies a good arse Spotted Cat smackdown. As usual, **** the Jazz. Gotta find a way to win...
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    Quotes from the Wolves' forums-"22-0 run is something else man."

    Pre Game The key here is stopping Donovan Mitchell. He's my candidate for best player in the NBA. Maybe Okogie can slow him down? I want to see the Wolves put a lump of coal in the stocking of some Mormons tonight. 1st Half Wow! 0-3 for 3 in ONE possession. Wolves season in one...
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    Quotes from Blazers' forums-"this season has been a burning barrel of whale blubber"

    Pre Game This can be the Blazers' championship game. Shock the world and win it! This game isn't likely a win for us. It would be shocking if we did win it but crazier things have happened. If things go the way they should the tank crown will have something to cheer about. Chris...
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    Quotes from Spurs' forums-"Getting killed by Clarkson and the accountants"

    Pre Game Let's go spurs..win this game for me. Common you boring bums . Win this Fresh off a solid performance in which we did what we needed to do, we face a team looking to avenge a recent loss so we will have to raise both our floor and ceiling: efficient, varied scoring but based on...
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    Quotes from Mavs' forums-"Donovan Mitchell probably gets fouled in pillow fights too"

    Pre Game OUT: Luka KP THJ Kleber Bullock Burke WCS Omoruyi McLaughlin Jazz have only Azubuike and Kitts out Gonna be a real fun game Man I miss Luka KP gonna have to drop 40 for us to have a prayer Utah is barely missing anybody, that's not fair ****ing annoying that the Suns...
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    Quotes from Timberwolves' forums-"If we had Gobert and they had Naz we would have won this game by 50."

    Pre Game Just say that a few more players are “out” with injuries and postpone the game please thanks Wolves admin managing to get a team photo with 100% of the healthy remainder of the active roster where’s the forfeit No kat no ant no twolves Refuse to play We literally have...
  19. JazzAvenues

    Quotes from Hornets' forums-"We let Rudy Gobert have a 20-20 game. Something has to change."

    Pre Game Looking forward to going down 20 in the first again Gobert is a good chance to have a 30/30 game. And no one is stopping Mitchell. If any of y'all ever wanted to know what it was like to watch Bill Russell in his prime, just watch Rudy Gobert tonight against our front line...
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    Quotes from Clippers' forums-"I am not enjoying this game as much as I thought I would.'

    Pre Game Bruh no one wants to see these trash teams go to OT. Put the clips on. Put the Lakers on TruTV or something Let’s ****ing go!!! P.S. **** Joe Ingles 1st Half all i ask is that we don’t get blown out Tell Morris it’s ok … ITS OK TO PASS THE BALL ! Win or lose just play...
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