10-11 Jazz Season Haiku

[AlaskanAssassin]

Let's all contribute and see who can write the best haiku about the Jazz season.

Keep in mind that we're looking for 5-7-5 syllable format.

Start Fifteen and Five
But still can't make the playoffs
What is wrong with us

 

[dipship31]

Gordon Hayward sucks
Goodbye Jerry and Deron
Gordon Hayward God

 

[TheDude]

Never done this before, so please forgive if I am doing it wrong:

I loath Chucker Miles
All the talent in the world
But lays bricks instead

 

[YB85]

Sloan and Johnson quit.
Bye Deron, Booze, Wes, Korver.
This team really sucks.

 

[AlaskanAssassin]

Gordon Hayward sucks
Goodbye Jerry and Deron
Gordon Hayward God

That's actually a really good summary of the entire Jazz season.

 

[Noomskull]

Season of promise
Has turned into ping pong balls
This board is a joke

 

[akirac73]

The League's best Point Guard
A Hall of Famer Head Coach
Poof...not anymore.

 

[akirac73]

The League's best Point Guard
A Hall of Famer Head Coach
Poof...not anymore.

 

[colton]

Haikus don't get old
Much truth is revealed in them
Next up: Jimmer Jazz! ;-)

 

[Joe Bagadonuts]

Bismak Boyombo
Blocks shots with his elbows, YEAH!
Darft him KOC.

 

[bordelais7]

I must simply be
A complete moron to watch
This pile of crap. Oof.

 

[colton]

You spelled "moran" wrong