14th Tank Platoon

[UGLI baby]

Never thought i would say these words.......... Kobe we miss you, please get well soon and hope you play your best!

Somehow, someway, that dude always manages to **** us over.


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[Zulu]

Somehow, someway, that dude always manages to **** us over.


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U live in Denver bro??

 

[UGLI baby]

Lol


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[spycam1]

Epic fail tonight.

 

[UGLI baby]

Epic fail tonight.

This tanking bull **** really isn't going our way.

 

[UGLI baby]

Is it weird if you wake up in the middle of the night and one of your first thoughts is to look at the Tanking thread on jazzfanz? Prob weird.


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[Primetime]

Update!

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[tr]
[td]Lotto[/td]
[td]Team[/td]
[td]Conf.[/td]
[td]win[/td]
[td]loss[/td]
[td]win pct.[/td]
[td]tank alert(last 10 games)[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]1st[/td]
[td]Milwaukee Bucks[/td]
[td]East[/td]
[td]8[/td]
[td]35[/td]
[td].186[/td]
[td]1-9[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]2nd[/td]
[td]Orlando Magic[/td]
[td]East[/td]
[td]12[/td]
[td]33[/td]
[td].267[/td]
[td]2-8[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]3rd[/td]
[td]Philadelphia 76ers[/td]
[td]East[/td]
[td]14[/td]
[td]30[/td]
[td].318[/td]
[td]2-8[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]4th[/td]
[td]Boston Celtics[/td]
[td]East[/td]
[td]15[/td]
[td]31[/td]
[td].326[/td]
[td]2-8[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]5th[/td]
[td]Utah Jazz[/td]
[td]West[/td]
[td]15[/td]
[td]29[/td]
[td].341[/td]
[td]5-5[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]6th[/td]
[td]Sacramento Kings*6[/td]
[td]West[/td]
[td]15[/td]
[td]28[/td]
[td].349[/td]
[td]4-6[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]7th[/td]
[td]L.A. Lakers[/td]
[td]West[/td]
[td]16[/td]
[td]29[/td]
[td].356[/td]
[td]2-8[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]8th[/td]
[td]Cleveland Cavaliers[/td]
[td]East[/td]
[td]16[/td]
[td]28[/td]
[td].364[/td]
[td]5-5[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]9th[/td]
[td]New York Knicks*2[/td]
[td]East[/td]
[td]17[/td]
[td]27[/td]
[td].386[/td]
[td]5-5[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]10th[/td]
[td]Detroit Pistons*5[/td]
[td]East[/td]
[td]17[/td]
[td]27[/td]
[td].386[/td]
[td]3-7[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]11th[/td]
[td]New Orleans Pelicans*1[/td]
[td]West[/td]
[td]18[/td]
[td]25[/td]
[td].419[/td]
[td]3-7[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]12th[/td]
[td]Minnesota Timberwolves*9[/td]
[td]West[/td]
[td]21[/td]
[td]22[/td]
[td].488[/td]
[td]5-5[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]13th[/td]
[td]Denver Nuggets*3[/td]
[td]West[/td]
[td]22[/td]
[td]21[/td]
[td].512[/td]
[td]6-4[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]14th[/td]
[td]Memphis Grizzlies[/td]
[td]West[/td]
[td]22[/td]
[td]20[/td]
[td].524[/td]
[td]8-2[/td]
[/tr]
[/table]

Goden State Warriors: 23rd


*1 Philadelphia 76ers: Receives New Orleans Pelicans 2014 first-round pick (1-5 protected in 2014) via Jrue Holiday trade on 7/10/13.

*2 Denver Nuggets: Receives New York Knicks 2014 first-round pick via Carmelo Anthony trade on 02/22/11.

*3 Orlando Magic: Receives less favorable of Denver Nuggets/New York Knicks 2014 first-round pick via Dwight Howard trade on 8/10/12.

*4 Phoenix Suns: Receives Washington Wizards 2014 first-round pick (1-12 protected in 2014) via Marcin Gortat trade on 8/25/13.

*5 Charlotte Bobcats: Receives Detroit Pistons 2014 first-round pick (1-8 protected in 2014) via Ben Gordon trade on 6/26/12.

*6 Chicago Bulls: Receives Sacramento Kings 2014 first-round pick (1-12 protected in 2014) via J.J. Hickson trade on 6/30/11 to Cleveland. Via Luol Deng trade on 01/06/14

*7 Atlanta Hawks: Has right to swap 2014 first-round pick with Brooklyn Nets via Joe Johnson trade on 7/11/12.

*8 Chicago Bulls: Receives Charlotte’s 2014 first-round pick (1-10 protected in 2014) via Tyrus Thomas trade on 2/18/10.

*9 Phoenix Suns: Receives Minnesota Timberwolves 2014 first-round pick (1-13 protected in 2014) via Wesley Johnson trade on 7/27/13.

*10 Utah Jazz: Receive Golden State Warriors 2014 first-round pick (unprotected)


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[tr]
[td]Seed[/td]
[td]1st[/td]
[td]2nd[/td]
[td]3rd[/td]
[td]4th[/td]
[td]5th[/td]
[td]6th[/td]
[td]7th[/td]
[td]8th[/td]
[td]9th[/td]
[td]10th[/td]
[td]11th[/td]
[td]12th[/td]
[td]13th[/td]
[td]14th[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]1st[/td]
[td].250[/td]
[td].215[/td]
[td].178[/td]
[td].357[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]2nd[/td]
[td].199[/td]
[td].188[/td]
[td].171[/td]
[td].319[/td]
[td].123[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]3rd[/td]
[td].156[/td]
[td].157[/td]
[td].156[/td]
[td].226[/td]
[td].265[/td]
[td].040[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]4th[/td]
[td].119[/td]
[td].126[/td]
[td].133[/td]
[td].099[/td]
[td].351[/td]
[td].160[/td]
[td].012[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]5th[/td]
[td].088[/td]
[td].097[/td]
[td].107[/td]
[td][/td]
[td].261[/td]
[td].360[/td]
[td].084[/td]
[td].004[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]6th[/td]
[td].063[/td]
[td].071[/td]
[td].081[/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td].439[/td]
[td].305[/td]
[td].040[/td]
[td].001[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]7th[/td]
[td].043[/td]
[td].049[/td]
[td].058[/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td].529[/td]
[td].232[/td]
[td].018[/td]
[td].000[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]8th[/td]
[td].028[/td]
[td].033[/td]
[td].039[/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td].724[/td]
[td].168[/td]
[td].008[/td]
[td].000[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]9th[/td]
[td].017[/td]
[td].020[/td]
[td].024[/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td].813[/td]
[td].122[/td]
[td].004[/td]
[td].000[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]10th[/td]
[td].011[/td]
[td].013[/td]
[td].016[/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td].870[/td]
[td].089[/td]
[td].002[/td]
[td].000[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]11th[/td]
[td].008[/td]
[td].009[/td]
[td].012[/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td].907[/td]
[td].063[/td]
[td].001[/td]
[td].000[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]12th[/td]
[td].007[/td]
[td].009[/td]
[td].012[/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td].935[/td]
[td].039[/td]
[td].000[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]13th[/td]
[td].006[/td]
[td].007[/td]
[td].009[/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td].960[/td]
[td].018[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]14th[/td]
[td].005[/td]
[td].006[/td]
[td].007[/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td].982[/td]
[/tr]
[/table]

Tank Ranking:
1. Milwaukee Bucks
2. Orlando Magic
2. Philadelphia 76ers
2. Boston Celtics
2. L.A. Lakers

 

[Primetime]

These east teams are sooo annoying!

 

[UGLI baby]

**** everything about the nba


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[BTP]

Is it weird if you wake up in the middle of the night and one of your first thoughts is to look at the Tanking thread on jazzfanz? Prob weird.


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Why would you wake up in the middle of the night in the first place?

 

[UGLI baby]

Why would you wake up in the middle of the night in the first place?

Got a cough like whoa.

You've never woken up in the middle of the night before bro?



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[BTP]

Got a cough like whoa.

You've never woken up in the middle of the night before bro?



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Get well!
Nah I sleep like a rock. House on fire? I'd rather burn! Thunderstorm outside? I don't care! So I only wake up if other people want me to wake up up or if I have to pee. Getting tired is a different story though!
When I have a cough best thing I know is soaking a cloth with lavender oil, heat the cloth a little on your radiator and put it on your chest. Change the air in your bedroom before you go to sleep. I like to add a scarf to reduce the coughing.