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14th Tank Platoon

So that was the quadrupel double tanknight.
Knicks can't lose 1 more unnecessary game. Lakers are ahead, Magic are closing the gap and Cleveland is out of reach!
 
I'm hoping we can throw the house at the teams below us if we get the 3rd pick.

Embiid + GSW pick + Future 1st for Parker/Wiggins

Hell I'd give up 3 1sts for Parker or Wiggins PLUS Embiid.

Throw in Karl Malone, the Salt Palace, Park City, Tabernacle and Mitt Romney.
 
Update!

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[table="width: 700, class: grid, align: center"]
[tr]
[td]Lotto[/td]
[td]Team[/td]
[td]Conf.[/td]
[td]win[/td]
[td]loss[/td]
[td]win pct.[/td]
[td]tank alert(last 10 games)[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]1st[/td]
[td]Milwaukee Bucks[/td]
[td]East[/td]
[td]13[/td]
[td]58[/td]
[td].183[/td]
[td]1-9[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]2nd[/td]
[td]Philadelphia 76ers[/td]
[td]East[/td]
[td]15[/td]
[td]56[/td]
[td].211[/td]
[td]0-10[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]3rd[/td]
[td]Orlando Magic[/td]
[td]East[/td]
[td]20[/td]
[td]52[/td]
[td].278[/td]
[td]1-9[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]4th[/td]
[td]Utah Jazz[/td]
[td]West[/td]
[td]23[/td]
[td]48[/td]
[td].324[/td]
[td]2-8[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]5th[/td]
[td]Boston Celtics[/td]
[td]East[/td]
[td]23[/td]
[td]47[/td]
[td].329[/td]
[td]3-7[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]6th[/td]
[td]L.A. Lakers[/td]
[td]West[/td]
[td]24[/td]
[td]46[/td]
[td].343[/td]
[td]3-7[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]7th[/td]
[td]Sacramento Kings*6[/td]
[td]West[/td]
[td]25[/td]
[td]45[/td]
[td].357[/td]
[td]4-6[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]8th[/td]
[td]Detroit Pistons*5[/td]
[td]East[/td]
[td]26[/td]
[td]44[/td]
[td].371[/td]
[td]2-8[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]9th[/td]
[td]Cleveland Cavaliers[/td]
[td]East[/td]
[td]28[/td]
[td]44[/td]
[td].389[/td]
[td]4-6[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]10th[/td]
[td]New York Knicks*2[/td]
[td]East[/td]
[td]29[/td]
[td]42[/td]
[td].408[/td]
[td]8-2[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]11th[/td]
[td]New Orleans Pelicans*1[/td]
[td]West[/td]
[td]30[/td]
[td]40[/td]
[td].429[/td]
[td]7-3[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]12th[/td]
[td]Denver Nuggets*3[/td]
[td]West[/td]
[td]32[/td]
[td]39[/td]
[td].451[/td]
[td]5-5[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]13th[/td]
[td]Minnesota Timberwolves*9[/td]
[td]West[/td]
[td]34[/td]
[td]35[/td]
[td].493[/td]
[td]4-6[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]14th[/td]
[td]Phoenix Suns[/td]
[td]West[/td]
[td]42[/td]
[td]29[/td]
[td].592[/td]
[td]6-4[/td]
[/tr]
[/table]

Goden State Warriors: 23rd


*1 Philadelphia 76ers: Receives New Orleans Pelicans 2014 first-round pick (1-5 protected in 2014) via Jrue Holiday trade on 7/10/13.

*2 Denver Nuggets: Receives New York Knicks 2014 first-round pick via Carmelo Anthony trade on 02/22/11.

*3 Orlando Magic: Receives less favorable of Denver Nuggets/New York Knicks 2014 first-round pick via Dwight Howard trade on 8/10/12.

*4 Phoenix Suns: Receives Washington Wizards 2014 first-round pick (1-12 protected in 2014) via Marcin Gortat trade on 8/25/13.

*5 Charlotte Bobcats: Receives Detroit Pistons 2014 first-round pick (1-8 protected in 2014) via Ben Gordon trade on 6/26/12.

*6 Chicago Bulls: Receives Sacramento Kings 2014 first-round pick (1-12 protected in 2014) via J.J. Hickson trade on 6/30/11 to Cleveland. Via Luol Deng trade on 01/06/14

*7 Atlanta Hawks: Has right to swap 2014 first-round pick with Brooklyn Nets via Joe Johnson trade on 7/11/12.

*8 Chicago Bulls: Receives Charlotte’s 2014 first-round pick (1-10 protected in 2014) via Tyrus Thomas trade on 2/18/10.

*9 Phoenix Suns: Receives Minnesota Timberwolves 2014 first-round pick (1-13 protected in 2014) via Wesley Johnson trade on 7/27/13.

*10 Utah Jazz: Receive Golden State Warriors 2014 first-round pick (unprotected)


[table="width: 800, class: grid, align: center"]
[tr]
[td]Seed[/td]
[td]1st[/td]
[td]2nd[/td]
[td]3rd[/td]
[td]4th[/td]
[td]5th[/td]
[td]6th[/td]
[td]7th[/td]
[td]8th[/td]
[td]9th[/td]
[td]10th[/td]
[td]11th[/td]
[td]12th[/td]
[td]13th[/td]
[td]14th[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]1st[/td]
[td].250[/td]
[td].215[/td]
[td].178[/td]
[td].357[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]2nd[/td]
[td].199[/td]
[td].188[/td]
[td].171[/td]
[td].319[/td]
[td].123[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]3rd[/td]
[td].156[/td]
[td].157[/td]
[td].156[/td]
[td].226[/td]
[td].265[/td]
[td].040[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]4th[/td]
[td].119[/td]
[td].126[/td]
[td].133[/td]
[td].099[/td]
[td].351[/td]
[td].160[/td]
[td].012[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]5th[/td]
[td].088[/td]
[td].097[/td]
[td].107[/td]
[td][/td]
[td].261[/td]
[td].360[/td]
[td].084[/td]
[td].004[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]6th[/td]
[td].063[/td]
[td].071[/td]
[td].081[/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td].439[/td]
[td].305[/td]
[td].040[/td]
[td].001[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]7th[/td]
[td].043[/td]
[td].049[/td]
[td].058[/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td].529[/td]
[td].232[/td]
[td].018[/td]
[td].000[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]8th[/td]
[td].028[/td]
[td].033[/td]
[td].039[/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td].724[/td]
[td].168[/td]
[td].008[/td]
[td].000[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]9th[/td]
[td].017[/td]
[td].020[/td]
[td].024[/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td].813[/td]
[td].122[/td]
[td].004[/td]
[td].000[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]10th[/td]
[td].011[/td]
[td].013[/td]
[td].016[/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td].870[/td]
[td].089[/td]
[td].002[/td]
[td].000[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]11th[/td]
[td].008[/td]
[td].009[/td]
[td].012[/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td].907[/td]
[td].063[/td]
[td].001[/td]
[td].000[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]12th[/td]
[td].007[/td]
[td].009[/td]
[td].012[/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td].935[/td]
[td].039[/td]
[td].000[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]13th[/td]
[td].006[/td]
[td].007[/td]
[td].009[/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td].960[/td]
[td].018[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]14th[/td]
[td].005[/td]
[td].006[/td]
[td].007[/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td][/td]
[td].982[/td]
[/tr]
[/table]

Tank Ranking:
1. Philadelphia 76ers
2. Milwaukee Bucks
2. Orlando Magic
4. Utah Jazz
4. Detroit Pistons




Wins for the worst teams since '03:

[table="width: 700, class: grid, align: center"]
[tr]
[td]Lotto[/td]
[td]03/04[/td]
[td]04/05[/td]
[td]05/06[/td]
[td]06/07[/td]
[td]07/08[/td]
[td]08/09[/td]
[td]09/10[/td]
[td]10/11[/td]
[td]12/13[/td]
[td]Average since 2003[/td]
[td]Last 5[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]1st[/td]
[td]21[/td]
[td]13[/td]
[td]21[/td]
[td]22[/td]
[td]15[/td]
[td]17[/td]
[td]12[/td]
[td]17[/td]
[td]20[/td]
[td]17,6[/td]
[td]16,2[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]2nd[/td]
[td]23[/td]
[td]18[/td]
[td]23[/td]
[td]24[/td]
[td]20[/td]
[td]19[/td]
[td]15[/td]
[td]19[/td]
[td]21[/td]
[td]20,2[/td]
[td]18,8[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]3rd[/td]
[td]25[/td]
[td]18[/td]
[td]26[/td]
[td]28[/td]
[td]22[/td]
[td]19[/td]
[td]25[/td]
[td]22[/td]
[td]24[/td]
[td]23,2[/td]
[td]22,4[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]4h[/td]
[td]28[/td]
[td]26[/td]
[td]26[/td]
[td]30[/td]
[td]22[/td]
[td]23[/td]
[td]26[/td]
[td]23[/td]
[td]25[/td]
[td]25,5[/td]
[td]23,8[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]5th[/td]
[td]28[/td]
[td]27[/td]
[td]27[/td]
[td]31[/td]
[td]23[/td]
[td]24[/td]
[td]26[/td]
[td]24[/td]
[td]27[/td]
[td]26,3[/td]
[td]24,8[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]6th[/td]
[td]33[/td]
[td]30[/td]
[td]33[/td]
[td]32[/td]
[td]23[/td]
[td]24[/td]
[td]27[/td]
[td]24[/td]
[td]28[/td]
[td]28,2[/td]
[td]25,2[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]7th[/td]
[td]33[/td]
[td]33[/td]
[td]33[/td]
[td]32[/td]
[td]26[/td]
[td]29[/td]
[td]27[/td]
[td]30[/td]
[td]29[/td]
[td]30,2[/td]
[td]28,2[/td]
[/tr]
[tr]
[td]8th[/td]
[td]35[/td]
[td]33[/td]
[td]34[/td]
[td]33[/td]
[td]32[/td]
[td]32[/td]
[td]29[/td]
[td]32[/td]
[td]29[/td]
[td]32,1[/td]
[td]30,8[/td]
[/tr]
[/table]
 
Two important tank games tonight.

TOR @ CLE
NYK @ LAL

Also:

POR @ ORL
OKC @ DAL

Obviously pulling for all the home teams. The Knicks @ Lakers is HUGE.

The Lakers are currently only 1 game back. We need all the cushion the Jazz can get.

Ha! 4-4 last night!! great night for the tank!!

But we have some big games tonight!

TOR @ BOS
CLE @ DET
NYK @ SAC
MEM @ UTA

Come one! Go Celtics, Pistons, Kings and Grizzlies!!
 
Ha! 4-4 last night!! great night for the tank!!

But we have some big games tonight!

TOR @ BOS
CLE @ DET
NYK @ SAC
MEM @ UTA

Come one! Go Celtics, Pistons, Kings and Grizzlies!!

Stoked on the tank bandwagon. Gotta love it!

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Ha! 4-4 last night!! great night for the tank!!

But we have some big games tonight!

TOR @ BOS
CLE @ DET
NYK @ SAC
MEM @ UTA

Come one! Go Celtics, Pistons, Kings and Grizzlies!!

It might be better for NYK to stay in the playoff hunt. Keep them hungry for when they play us. I think the Kings will get enough w's anyway.
 
It might be better for NYK to stay in the playoff hunt. Keep them hungry for when they play us. I think the Kings will get enough w's anyway.

Either way I'll be happy tonight as long as Memphis comes out #HUNGRY.

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It might be better for NYK to stay in the playoff hunt. Keep them hungry for when they play us. I think the Kings will get enough w's anyway.

I'm not so sure, their remaining schedule looks fairly tough.

Wed, Mar 26 vs NY Knicks
Fri, Mar 28 @ Oklahoma City
Sat, Mar 29 @ Dallas
Mon, Mar 31 @ New Orleans
Wed, Apr 2 vs Lakers

Fri, Apr 4 @ Golden State
Sun, Apr 6 vs Dallas
Tue, Apr 8 vs Oklahoma City
Wed, Apr 9 @ Portland
Sat, Apr 12 @ Clippers
Sun, Apr 13 vs Minnesota
Wed, Apr 16 vs Phoenix

I see 4 good chances for them to win. The Knicks are 6 games behind Utah while the Kings are only 2 1/2 down.
 
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