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2012 JazzFanz Championship

PICK THE BEST TEAM

  • Total voters
    50
BluesRocker

BluesRocker

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Which team of posters would win in a metaphorical championship based off how posting abilities and smack talk would translate to basketball

You get 2 votes!!!One vote can go to your team..Your other goes to the next best team that will determine the winner...The Poll is public

I threw everyones name in a hat, and randomly drew out names one by one, and placed each person on the teams randomly

A. The Dicks.

STARTERS:.................................BENCH
C-NAOS.....................................C-larryselbows
PF-NUMBERICA............................PF-Chawx
SF-Wes ManTooth.......................SF-JJ Rage
SG-TroutBum..............................SG-kennykyle
PG-Scat.....................................PG-Gregbroncs

B. The Whales

STARTERS:.................................BENCH
C-Cy Torbin................................C-Mr.Mcgibblets
PF-Verlin....................................PF-Weezur
SF-BluesRocker...........................SF-BillShelby
SG-Franklin................................SG-Catchall
PG-MoTown16............................PG-Margodydek

C. TheAllstars

STARTERS:................................BENCH
C-Pickledxgrandma......................C-Sepanol
PF-Joe Bagadonuts.....................PF-Shaggy
SF-JazzSpazz............................SF-TheDude
SG-PKM....................................SG-DutchJazzer
PG-BabyPeterzz..........................PG-SiroMar- PG - Clutch

D. The Tigers

STARTERS:.................................BENCH
C-The Thriller..............................C-JJAS
PF-Bohdi....................................PF-Bentley
SF-Freakazoid.............................SF-cowhide
SG-Infection...............................SG-KatieMcr
PG-Fallenchicken..........................PG-QMAN

E. HARDCORE

STARTERS:.................................BENCH
C-Only Posts gifs..........................C-DarkwingDuck
PF-Ingamestrategy.......................PF-Chad Feldheimer
SF-Spycam1...............................SF-kwb
SG-Prodigy.................................SG-UB
PG-Orangello...............................PG-jazz_fanatic

F. The Braniacs

STARTERS:.................................BENCH
C-honz.......................................C-// r00T 4 Jazz
PF-YB85.....................................PF-Brown Notes
SF-GVC......................................SF-BasketballRomantic
SG-theNBANerd...........................SG-Xsy
PG-vslice02................................PG-JimLes

G. The Bobcats

STARTERS:.................................BENCH
C-Craig K Manscill.........................C-Coloradojazzfan
PF-Utahjazz107............................PF-Magic Spray
SF-AKMVP...................................SF-scorpjazz
SG-Jerry Lundergard......................SG-The BlackSwordsman
PG-Thee Jazz Fan..........................PG-Hanginthere

H. The MODS

STARTERS:..................................BENCH
C-Jason......................................C-N/A
PF-Revolution9.............................PF-N/A
SF-Catratcho...............................SF-Nate505
SG-Bronco70................................SG-Colton
PG-Moevillini.................................PG-Sirkickyass

I. The Good Guys

STARTERS:..................................BENCH
C-Dalamon...................................C-Nightmare3983
PF-Mellow....................................PF-Xthren
SF-Green.....................................SF-Enes Can Tear You Apart
SG-Northeast...............................SG-Gameface
PG-Stoked...................................PG-Candrew

J. The Pretty Boys

STARTERS:..................................BENCH
C-Duck Rodgers............................C-Beantastic
PF-U Gotta Love it Baby.................PF-One Brow
SF-Archie Moses...........................SF-Ostertag>Duncan
SG-Beantown...............................SG-FavorsFlave
PG-Hotttnickkk.............................PG-Freshprince


The rest of you are Free Agents. Teams can pick you up if they want.

Let's Hear some scouting reports and trade rumors.


Rumor has it that the Allstars offered PKM, Joe Bagadonuts, Jazzspazz, Babypeterz, and three 1st round picks for BluesRocker. The Whales laughed and hung up the phone.

The scouting report on PKM is he shoots too much and shoots a low percentage.


I like my team.

I got the leading scorer in Franklin.
I got Cy playing center to protect the basket. He be blocking everything you guys got.
I play great defense and I am widely considered the best at the slam dunk. Im a little bit flashy but I am a team player.

We have a pretty good chance.
 
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..........what the hell is the purpose of this?

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Wow... good effort bro. Rep'd for the effort & creativity.

Obviously team J is going to win cos we're the only team hitting all the Jumpers.

Plus - how can we lose with Ostertag>Duncan & FavorsFlave in the team??!! A HOF front line right there.

Just can't lose.
 
I'm kind of annoyed I have Prodigy on my team. He's the sort of player that blows you away when on, but disappears for months at a time...
 
spycam1 said:
How long did this all take you to put together?
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A long time. lol

Weezur said:
..........what the hell is the purpose of this?

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that's a funny *** video. lmao

Hotttnickkk said:
Wow... good effort bro. Rep'd for the effort & creativity.

Obviously team J is going to win cos we're the only team hitting all the Jumpers.

Plus - how can we lose with Ostertag>Duncan & FavorsFlave in the team??!! A HOF front line right there.

Just can't lose.
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that's the spirit. this could be fun.

spycam1 said:
I'm kind of annoyed I have Prodigy on my team. He's the sort of player that blows you away when on, but disappears for months at a time...
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Well who do you want to trade him for?
 
I'd like to bring my talents to one of these teams. I'm particularly interested in trying out for The Allstars.. you know, because I was drafted #1 overall in the NBA at one point. TONS OF POTENTIAL right here. I've inserted my Résumé below:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8eMsEXPmX0
 
ClLUTClH said:
I'd like to bring my talents to one of these teams. I'm particularly interested in trying out for The Allstars.. you know, because I was drafted #1 overall in the NBA at one point. I've inserted my resume below:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8eMsEXPmX0
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lol

****!

my bad clutch.

I forgot about you. damn though. its so many people. I didn't realize how many people were here. who do you want to play for? ill put you on there
 
ClLUTClH said:
I'd like to bring my talents to one of these teams. I'm particularly interested in trying out for The Allstars.. you know, because I was drafted #1 overall in the NBA at one point. TONS OF POTENTIAL right here. I've inserted my Résumé below:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8eMsEXPmX0
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Did you have to use that Gay Song bro?!?!

Just sayin'
 
Nice. Blues...Impressive work. I always knew we were both playing for the same team. PM me later and we can discuss strategy.
 
Weezur said:
I'm looking for a trade.
I'm a PF/SF playing behind Verlin and Blues.
My situation is very similar to Favors playing behind Milsap/Big Al.
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Haha. Holy **** thats funny.

The answer is no. Trade demand denied. We need you.

Our Gm is very similar to KOC
 
IF, IF you really wanted to get down to the serious business, I could create some teams via NBA 2K12 and all of your attributes, tendencies, and junk would be randomly generated. Good idea? No?
 
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