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2012 JazzFanz Championship

PICK THE BEST TEAM

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I'm going to make the early prediction that Cyrone Torbin (Philadelphia) and PKM (Portland) will meet in the Finals. I have both of them playing PG and both of them will end up with overall ratings in the low to mid 90's, the cream of the crop.
 
Cyrone Torbin said:
I like our team, I think we are the best. I would give a close 2nd to "The Dicks". Their main problem is that team chemistry would be destroyed by Numberica and Scat's destructive relationship. A trade would have to be in order for that to be solved. I would trade Motown16 for Numberica, making our team a powerhouse.
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This. Our team wouldn't make it out of practice without a serious self-inflicted injury.
 
Also, I have serious doubts about Scat's court vision. But, I must say, a 4-5 combo of NUMB and NAOS would lay the ****ing smack down on all that dared drive to the rim.
 
Cyrone Torbin said:
I like our team, I think we are the best. I would give a close 2nd to "The Dicks". Their main problem is that team chemistry would be destroyed by Numberica and Scat's destructive relationship. A trade would have to be in order for that to be solved. I would trade Motown16 for Numberica, making our team a powerhouse.
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Don't kid yourself; you need my veteran leadership. Otherwise you knuckleheads are going to disintegrate into a bunch of bickering, backstabbing hoppers. Oops, sorry, I must have channeled cj for a moment.

I have no problem with you going to "The Dicks" to play with Numberica. Addition by subtraction. If you don't want to play here, then we may as well trade you and get some assets. Personally, I feel Mr mcgibblets is ready to step up. And larryselbows just needs a change of scenery.


Trade Proposal:

Cy Torbin to "The Dicks" for larryselbows, an unprotected pick and IzeOfLight. She doesn't post anymore, but hasn't officially retired and can thus be included to make salaries match.


Why "The Dicks" do the Nasty: Cy Torbin has the size to operate on the down low. Most of it is due to an inflated ego, but he has good friends on that team and won't hurt what little chemistry they enjoy together (and by that I mean meth, cocaine, etc.).


Why "The Whales" do it: Cy is clearly not going to re-sign when his contract is up. It's tough losing a talented guy, but the team is much better off getting good assets now vs. nothing later. Mr. MCgibblets is young, but ready for more minutes. And larryselbows is a tough SOB. How do you think he got that ugly bump? By going Malone on players trying to drive the lane, that's how. And the unprotected pick may turn out to be the 1st overall. Seriously, look at "The Dicks'" lineup. All "me-first" guys, legends in their own minds. That team will certainly set a record for least assists in a season.
 
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my sources tell me that team A is in negotiation with team B:

Trout + kennykyle + lotto-protected 1st for Franklin + Billyshelby.

Also, gregbroncs and been promoted to starter.

Now we dominate.
 
NAOS said:
my sources tell me that team A is in negotiation with team B:

Trout + kennykyle + lotto-protected 1st for Franklin + Billyshelby.

Also, gregbroncs and been promoted to starter.

Now we dominate.
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Hell no, we arent trading Franklin. He is untouchable, and we just extended him 5 years 200 mil.
 
NAOS said:
my sources tell me that team A is in negotiation with team B:

Trout + kennykyle + lotto-protected 1st for Franklin + Billyshelby.

Also, gregbroncs and been promoted to starter.

Now we dominate.
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Pretty good trade IMO. I'm assuming Trout comes with all his alt-accounts also?
 
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