2012 JazzFanz Championship

[BluesRocker]

Your team just lost. First rule about Jazzfanz Championship is you don't ask how to win Jazzfanz championship.

Haha. Awesome. I like your reply better.

We have been scouting you and think of making a trade.

Official offer:

Motown16 for U gotta love it baby straight across.

 

[orangello]

Voting I guess.

Voting is overrated. Just look at the teams and the obvious choice is team E. At this point we would be voting for 2nd place.

 

[The Midnight]

How in the hell is this game won, you fruitnuts?!?

By hiring Calipari.

 

[orangello]

By hiring Calipari.

Calipari was only the assistant coach. Apparently that doesn't make a difference.

 

[larryselbows]

Which team of posters would win in a metaphorical championship based off how posting abilities and smack talk would translate to basketball

You get 2 votes!!!One vote can go to your team..Your other goes to the next best team that will determine the winner...The Poll is public

I threw everyones name in a hat, and randomly drew out names one by one, and placed each person on the teams randomly

A. The Dicks.

STARTERS:.................................BENCH
C-NAOS.....................................C-larryselbows
PF-NUMBERICA............................PF-Chawx
SF-Wes ManTooth.......................SF-JJ Rage
SG-TroutBum..............................SG-kennykyle
PG-Scat.....................................PG-Gregbroncs

B. The Whales

STARTERS:.................................BENCH
C-Cy Torbin................................C-Mr.Mcgibblets
PF-Verlin....................................PF-Weezur
SF-BluesRocker...........................SF-BillShelby
SG-Franklin................................SG-Catchall
PG-MoTown16............................PG-Margodydek

C. TheAllstars

STARTERS:................................BENCH
C-Pickledxgrandma......................C-Sepanol
PF-Joe Bagadonuts.....................PF-Shaggy
SF-JazzSpazz............................SF-TheDude
SG-PKM....................................SG-DutchJazzer
PG-BabyPeterzz..........................PG-SiroMar- PG - Clutch

D. The Tigers

STARTERS:.................................BENCH
C-The Thriller..............................C-JJAS
PF-Bohdi....................................PF-Bentley
SF-Freakazoid.............................SF-cowhide
SG-Infection...............................SG-KatieMcr
PG-Fallenchicken..........................PG-QMAN

E. HARDCORE

STARTERS:.................................BENCH
C-Only Posts gifs..........................C-DarkwingDuck
PF-Ingamestrategy.......................PF-Chad Feldheimer
SF-Spycam1...............................SF-kwb
SG-Prodigy.................................SG-UB
PG-Orangello...............................PG-jazz_fanatic

F. The Braniacs

STARTERS:.................................BENCH
C-honz.......................................C-// r00T 4 Jazz
PF-YB85.....................................PF-Brown Notes
SF-GVC......................................SF-BasketballRomantic
SG-theNBANerd...........................SG-Xsy
PG-vslice02................................PG-JimLes

G. The Bobcats

STARTERS:.................................BENCH
C-Craig K Manscill.........................C-Coloradojazzfan
PF-Utahjazz107............................PF-Magic Spray
SF-AKMVP...................................SF-scorpjazz
SG-Jerry Lundergard......................SG-The BlackSwordsman
PG-Thee Jazz Fan..........................PG-Hanginthere

H. The MODS

STARTERS:..................................BENCH
C-Jason......................................C-N/A
PF-Revolution9.............................PF-N/A
SF-Catratcho...............................SF-Nate505
SG-Bronco70................................SG-Colton
PG-Moevillini.................................PG-Sirkickyass

I. The Good Guys

STARTERS:..................................BENCH
C-Dalamon...................................C-Nightmare3983
PF-Mellow....................................PF-Xthren
SF-Green.....................................SF-Enes Can Tear You Apart
SG-Northeast...............................SG-Gameface
PG-Stoked...................................PG-Candrew

J. The Pretty Boys

STARTERS:..................................BENCH
C-Duck Rodgers............................C-Beantastic
PF-U Gotta Love it Baby.................PF-One Brow
SF-Archie Moses...........................SF-Ostertag>Duncan
SG-Beantown...............................SG-FavorsFlave
PG-Hotttnickkk.............................PG-Freshprince


The rest of you are Free Agents. Teams can pick you up if they want.

Let's Hear some scouting reports and trade rumors.


Rumor has it that the Allstars offered PKM, Joe Bagadonuts, Jazzspazz, Babypeterz, and three 1st round picks for BluesRocker. The Whales laughed and hung up the phone.

The scouting report on PKM is he shoots too much and shoots a low percentage.


I like my team.

I got the leading scorer in Franklin.
I got Cy playing center to protect the basket. He be blocking everything you guys got.
I play great defense and I am widely considered the best at the slam dunk. Im a little bit flashy but I am a team player.

We have a pretty good chance.

Bluesy, I'm honored to have made a team! But seriously, are you lonely?

 

[Thee Jazz Fan]

If orangello wins it all that means my team was last place. The only team we beat was BluesRockers team. Haha

This means we are getting the #1 pick in the next draft. Because my team is so bad we'll trade the #1 pick for a package of some sort. There's just one stipulation, you must also take AK and Blackswordsman.

 

[Dr. Jones]

Voting I guess.

I didn't even get to shoot a dozen 3's. Robbed.

@U gotta love it baby! - stfu .. I'll ask any question I damn well please.

 

[Dr. Jones]

Do did my team in 2nd, since it got the 2nd most votes, bluezee?

 

[Ben10]

Late to the party but I voted for Team F. A lot of time the Smarter team wins on more than skill alone.

I'm sad that I didn't make the cut this year. Looking for a camp invite for anyone needing a great outside shooter!

 

[Dr. Jones]

Late to the party but I voted for Team F. A lot of time the Smarter team wins on more than skill alone.

I'm sad that I didn't make the cut this year. Looking for a camp invite for anyone needing a great outside shooter!

Team C (I think) will take ya Ben!

 

[jazz_fanatic]

Looks like it's been decided! High five, TEAM HARDCORE!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04854XqcfCY

 

[BluesRocker]

There seems to be a few that were left off. Sorry guys. Sheeez. I put 100 people on teams. More popular people than I expected.

Once we get some trades settled, ill update, and do a 2.0 version.

 

[orangello]

Looks like it's been decided! High five, TEAM HARDCORE!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04854XqcfCY

Good work jazz_fanatic, this is the kind of stuff that makes a winning team. Keep up the good work!

 

[Thee Jazz Fan]

Team C (I think) will take ya Ben!

We'll make you the highest paid in the league to be our franchise player.

 

[BluesRocker]

We'll make you the highest paid in the league to be our franchise player.

Haha.

Thee is willing to overpay for ben10. Its tuff getting free agents to the bobcats.

 

[Thee Jazz Fan]

Who heads the players union, and who's the commish

 

[Dr. Jones]

Pics of cheerleaders. Real ones.

 

[Thee Jazz Fan]

Haha.

Thee is willing to overpay for ben10. Its tuff getting free agents to the bobcats.

Well I can't get players to sign on looks alone. Who is going to be the Cuba Gooding Jr to my Tom Cruise.

 

[Ben10]

Wow, do I take the money or the chance at a championship. Choices in this league are tough I'll have to talk it over with my agent.

 

[Thee Jazz Fan]

Wow, do I take the money or the chance at a championship. Choices in this league are tough I'll have to talk it over with my agent.

Your agent wants you to take the money.