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2012 JazzFanz Championship

PICK THE BEST TEAM


  • Total voters
    50
Oh. And I am PISSED that team F never went after Trout.

(I have no idea who team F is, btw .. I'm just mocking all the free agency threads..)
 
Which team of posters would win in a metaphorical championship based off how posting abilities and smack talk would translate to basketball

You get 2 votes!!!One vote can go to your team..Your other goes to the next best team that will determine the winner...The Poll is public

I threw everyones name in a hat, and randomly drew out names one by one, and placed each person on the teams randomly

A. The Dicks.

STARTERS:.................................BENCH
C-NAOS.....................................C-larryselbows
PF-NUMBERICA............................PF-Chawx
SF-Wes ManTooth.......................SF-JJ Rage
SG-TroutBum..............................SG-kennykyle
PG-Scat.....................................PG-Gregbroncs

B. The Whales

STARTERS:.................................BENCH
C-Cy Torbin................................C-Mr.Mcgibblets
PF-Verlin....................................PF-Weezur
SF-BluesRocker...........................SF-BillShelby
SG-Franklin................................SG-Catchall
PG-MoTown16............................PG-Margodydek

C. TheAllstars

STARTERS:................................BENCH
C-Pickledxgrandma......................C-Sepanol
PF-Joe Bagadonuts.....................PF-Shaggy
SF-JazzSpazz............................SF-TheDude
SG-PKM....................................SG-DutchJazzer
PG-BabyPeterzz..........................PG-SiroMar- PG - Clutch

D. The Tigers

STARTERS:.................................BENCH
C-The Thriller..............................C-JJAS
PF-Bohdi....................................PF-Bentley
SF-Freakazoid.............................SF-cowhide
SG-Infection...............................SG-KatieMcr
PG-Fallenchicken..........................PG-QMAN

E. HARDCORE

STARTERS:.................................BENCH
C-Only Posts gifs..........................C-DarkwingDuck
PF-Ingamestrategy.......................PF-Chad Feldheimer
SF-Spycam1...............................SF-kwb
SG-Prodigy.................................SG-UB
PG-Orangello...............................PG-jazz_fanatic

F. The Braniacs

STARTERS:.................................BENCH
C-honz.......................................C-// r00T 4 Jazz
PF-YB85.....................................PF-Brown Notes
SF-GVC......................................SF-BasketballRomantic
SG-theNBANerd...........................SG-Xsy
PG-vslice02................................PG-JimLes

G. The Bobcats

STARTERS:.................................BENCH
C-Craig K Manscill.........................C-Coloradojazzfan
PF-Utahjazz107............................PF-Magic Spray
SF-AKMVP...................................SF-scorpjazz
SG-Jerry Lundergard......................SG-The BlackSwordsman
PG-Thee Jazz Fan..........................PG-Hanginthere

H. The MODS

STARTERS:..................................BENCH
C-Jason......................................C-N/A
PF-Revolution9.............................PF-N/A
SF-Catratcho...............................SF-Nate505
SG-Bronco70................................SG-Colton
PG-Moevillini.................................PG-Sirkickyass

I. The Good Guys

STARTERS:..................................BENCH
C-Dalamon...................................C-Nightmare3983
PF-Mellow....................................PF-Xthren
SF-Green.....................................SF-Enes Can Tear You Apart
SG-Northeast...............................SG-Gameface
PG-Stoked...................................PG-Candrew

J. The Pretty Boys

STARTERS:..................................BENCH
C-Duck Rodgers............................C-Beantastic
PF-U Gotta Love it Baby.................PF-One Brow
SF-Archie Moses...........................SF-Ostertag>Duncan
G-Beantown...............................SG-FavorsFlave
PG-Hotttnickkk.............................PG-Freshprince


The rest of you are Free Agents. Teams can pick you up if they want.

Let's Hear some scouting reports and trade rumors.


Rumor has it that the Allstars offered PKM, Joe Bagadonuts, Jazzspazz, Babypeterz, and three 1st round picks for BluesRocker. The Whales laughed and hung up the phone.

The scouting report on PKM is he shoots too much and shoots a low percentage.


I like my team.

I got the leading scorer in Franklin.
I got Cy playing center to protect the basket. He be blocking everything you guys got.
I play great defense and I am widely considered the best at the slam dunk. Im a little bit flashy but I am a team player.

We have a pretty good chance.

Now you know who team f is.
 
How am I supposed to guard SF's? I'm only 5'6". And our center is a 6'4" skinny Albanian who can't dunk.

@Blues, fun thread btw, I will rep when I can.
 
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Hmm I've been on this board since like 2004? 2005? Maybe? Way before it got taken down and restarted. I've never really posted much, but still lurk around. So I guess I'm an old veteran that no one cares about anymore.

Who wants to sign an Allen Iverson to their team? I'll promise I'll practice.
 
I'll say this, I think team E is the deepest.

The more I look at the teams he more I think team E runs away with this thing.

With that being said: I would like to thank all of our team's family members for their support of me and my teammates. Without their support and giving the time needed we would never have one this thing. I know I am young here myself but onlypostgifs was the best new addition to this team. I would also like to thank my teammates for bringing their strengths to the table and showing everyone else what it takes to play as a team, and how strong one team can be when everyone does their part and we don't rely on one person to do it all. I know I am missing some people so his is a big thanks to everyone else for making this victory a possibility. We love you all.

Signed,

Orangello, starting PG for the 2012 Jazzfanz Champions Team E aka Hardcore
 
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