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2016 Annual JazzFanz All-Time NBA Draft

Per Woj:

Spyland has agreed to send Vince Carter, Klay Thompson, #70, #99 to Willy Wonka's White Chocolate Factory in exchange for the rights to Jason Kidd, #93, #104, #105, and 1 Gold Ticket.



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Wow!!! What a trade!!!
 
With the 71th pick in the 2016 NBA Draft (Kinda)...












... The addictionary Whippersnappers Select...





1990 Hall of Fame'er....




1968 NCAA Player of the Year...




A Power Forward that is automatic from Mid Range....



That is known for his signature automatic turn around jumper....



That can take any level of toughness....



Who as soon as joined his San Diego Rockets team, more than doubled their number of wins...




Elvin "the Big E" Hayes from the University of Houston.



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Video: Michael Jordan Interviews Elvin Hayes (1988)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SXvG5EGRX0


"Everytime I played him, I wanted to destroy him!..."







[TH="colspan: 2"] Career highlights and awards [/TH]

[TD="colspan: 2"]
  • NBA champion (1978)
  • 12× NBA All-Star (1969–1980)
  • 3× All-NBA First Team (1975, 1977, 1979)
  • 3× All-NBA Second Team (1973, 1974, 1976)
  • 2× NBA All-Defensive Second Team (1974, 1975)
  • NBA All-Rookie First Team (1969)
  • NBA scoring champion (1969)
  • 2x NBA rebounding leader (1970, 1974)
  • Washington Wizards all-time leading scorer
  • No. 11 retired by Washington Wizards
  • NBA 50th Anniversary Team
  • Associated Press Player of the Year (1968)
  • UPI Player of the Year (1968)
  • Sporting News Player of the Year (1968)
  • 2× Consensus first-team All-American (1967, 1968)
  • No. 44 retired by University of Houston
[/TD]



Points27,313 (21.0 ppg)
Rebounds16,279 (12.5 rpg)
Blocks1,171 (2.0 bpg)

[TH="colspan: 2"] Career statistics [/TH]




[h=4]Top scoring games[/h]
[TABLE="class: wikitable sortable jquery-tablesorter"]
[TR]
[TH="class: headerSort, bgcolor: #F2F2F2"]Points[/TH]
[TH="class: headerSort, bgcolor: #F2F2F2"]Opponent[/TH]
[TH="class: headerSort, bgcolor: #F2F2F2"]Date[/TH]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]54[/TD]
[TD]vs. Detroit Pistons[/TD]
[TD]November 13, 1968[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]50[/TD]
[TD]vs. Seattle SuperSonics[/TD]
[TD]November 20, 1970[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]49 (OT)[/TD]
[TD]vs. Seattle SuperSonics[/TD]
[TD]January 30, 1970[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]48[/TD]
[TD]at Cincinnati Royals[/TD]
[TD]November 25, 1970[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]47[/TD]
[TD]at Golden State Warriors[/TD]
[TD]March 13, 1977[/TD]
[/TR]
[/TABLE]
 
***Trade Announcement***


WHITE CHOCOLATE (which is another kind of chocolate that is made of cocoa butter so I still stand behind my case WC )
GIVES: 81TH & 88TH PICKS


aDDICTIONARY
GIVES: 74TH & 119 TH PICKS









AND YOU GET



....




NOTHING!!!!




.....

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!...





BWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAA!





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That was a steep price to move up seven spots, but if my guy is there its all worth it in the end.
 
WOW that's really cool man... do you have to wake up at like 3 in the morning to make those things? (I've heard stories about these bakers waking up really early)
That's true. If you produce a home chocolate batch it is even tougher. Fortunately mine is only a national brand franchise.

And remember kids, if you ever use Jazzfanz App, use it safe.
 
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