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2018 Annual JazzFanz All-Time NBA Draft

Ruba probably saw this billboard in Melbourne this morning on his way to work and thought "I'll pick Ben Simmons"

Not realizing it's a slap in the face of most Jazz fans.

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Meh most people on jazz fans are adults, mostly...

Yes, we are all adults leading adult lives, but are jazz fans as a way to relax from the daily rigors of work and life in general, so we become fans. Fan is short for fanatic, as fans we are all a little crazy and adult gets shown the door.


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Ruba probably saw this billboard in Melbourne this morning on his way to work and thought "I'll pick Ben Simmons"

Not realizing it's a slap in the face of most Jazz fans.

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****, didn't even know that was there, I'm still at home, don't leave for work for another hour (thats the other side of the CBD from where i work), that's pretty much at the busiest intersection in town, cnr Flinders and Swanston outside the main train station. The pub its on is consistently top 3 in beer sales for the state.
 
****, didn't even know that was there, I'm still at home, don't leave for work for another hour (thats the other side of the CBD from where i work), that's pretty much at the busiest intersection in town, cnr Flinders and Swanston outside the main train station. The pub its on is consistently top 3 in beer sales for the state.
Yeah, the oldest pub in Melbourne, Straya.
 
Not sure about that, I think the Duke of Wellington a block away might be older. Never been a massive fan of Young and Jacksons. Both are dumps when compared to the Prince of Wales.
 
Undrafted surprises.

Tom Chambers

Earl Monroe/ seriously

Bob McAdoo

Larry Nance/. This is the first time I didn’t draft him. Love his combination of length offense defense and athletic ability. In my opinion the most underrated dunker maybe the best ever.

Rajon Rondo

Allan Huston

I’m probably missing someone, but these I felt deserved to get drafted. Probably because these guys got drafted, and while they are all good players, probably weren’t good enough to be drafted.

Horace Grant

Bob Cousy (great player for his day, but maybe not now)

Ben Simmons

Kyle Lowry/ just miss the cut

Kyle Korver/ role player

Joe Ingles. Hate putting him here, but ya.

Otto Porter/ Just miss the cut

Paul Millsap/ just miss the cut

Meadowlark Lemonl/ Pretty much because he never played in the nba.

Glenn Robinson/ Never liked him at all a poor man’s Carmelo Anthony IMO and not in a good way.

Bruce Bowen/ LMAO.

Luol Deng

Lamar Odom

Robert Horry/ Nothing but a role player

Fun draft I was in protest of being able to pick current players, however, this movement didn’t start till after I missed out on Davis and Leonard in the second round. I didn’t draft any current players.
 
Drafted rosters to this point

Sorry if I screwed up some rotations, as I can’t, read any of your idiot minds! Good god why would I want to!!


Ellis
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Walt Frazier. George Gervin

Michael Jordan. Bernard King

Dorminique Wilkins. Kevin Love

Giannis Antetokounmpo. Shawn Kemp

Patrick Ewing. Artis Gilmore


Rubashov
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Steve Nash Dennis Johnson

Mitch Richmond. Ben Simmons

LeBron James. Detlef Schrempf

Blake Griffin. Horace Grant

Moses Malone. Ben Wallace



TJF
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Oscar Robertson. Bob Cousy

Joe Dumars. Dale Ellis

Tracy McGrady. Alex English

Dennis Rodman. Jamal Mashburn

Hakeem Olajuwon. Jermaine O'Neal


Rgiss
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Damian Lillard. Kyle Lowry

Klay Thompson. Eddie Jones

Carmelo Anthony.Kyle Korver

Andre Kirilenko. Gordon Hayward

Shaquille O’Neal. Al Horford


Addictioary
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Allen Iverson. John Wall

Clyde Drexler. David Thompson

Adrian Dantley. Marques Johnson

Elvin Hayes. George McGinnis

Wilt Chamberlain. Arvydas Sabonis


Gas
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Kyrie Irving. Gilbert Arenas

Manu Ginobili. Joe Ingles

Larry Bird. Ron Artest

Ron Artest. Charles Oakley

Rudy Gobert. Bill Laimbeer


Siro
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Deron Williams. Tony Parker

Vince Carter. Rick Barry

Paul George. Joe Johnson

Kawhi Leonard. Robert Horry

Tim Duncan. Willis Reed


Wes
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Gary Payton. Kevin Johnson

Chris Mullin. Brandon Roy

Paul Pierce. Otto Porter Jr.

Kevin Durant. Paul Millsap

David Robinson Ralph Sampson


Gandalfe
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Russell Westbrook. Meadowlark Lemonl

Pistol Pete. Jeff Hornacek

Julius Erving. Jerry Sloan

Kevin McHale. Bob Pettit

Bill Russell. Bob Lanier


Tfivas
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Chris Paul. Baron Davis

Andre Iguodala. Michael Redd

Kobe Bryant. Shawn Marion

Dirk Nowitzki. Amar'e Stoudemire

Pau Gasol. Yao Ming


White Chocolate
...........................
Magic Johnson. Mark Price

Reggie Miller. Drazen Petrovic

Grant Hill. Glen Rice

Charles Barkley. Elton Brand

Dikembe Mutombo. Robert Parish


One Love
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Jason Kidd Tim. Hardaway

James Harden. DeMar DeRozan

Peja Stojakovic. Glenn Robinson

Chris Webber. LaMarcus Aldridge

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar. Karl-Anthony Towns


Spycam
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Chauncey Billups. Derrick Rose

Dewyane Wade. Bruce Bowen

James Worthy Michael Finley

Karl Malone. Zach Randolph

Alonzo Morning. Marc Gasol


Eminence
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Steph Curry. John Havlicek

Victor Oladipo Luol Deng

Jerry West. Lamar Odom

Draymond Green. Sidney Moncrief

Bill Walton. Nate Thurmond



Ron Mexico
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John Stockton. Tiny Archibald

Jimmy Butler. Sam Jones

Elgin Baylor. Lattrell Sprewell

Anthony Davis Rasheed Wallace

Joel Embiid. Kristaps Porzingis


Elan prodigy
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Isiah Thomas. Penny Hardaway

Ray Allen. Rip Hamilton

Scotty Pippen. Bobby Jones

Kevin Garnett. Chris Bosh

Dwight Howard. DeMarcus Cousins
 
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