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2019 Jazzfanz All-Time NBA Draft run by da Mantooth

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People who complain about the clock are the worst.

YOU HAVE ALL SUMMER! Who gives a rats *** if you have to wait a few more hours.
 
Oh. You want more recent? How about a week ago when you couldn't even figure out what our depth of the was? When after acquiring Conley and Bogdonavich, you complained about how we can't attract good FA's, would that be recent enough? If I wasn't lazy, it wouldn't take long to find copious amounts of bad takes from you...good thing I'm lazy.
Living rent-free in your head. Lol. Lots of space there for it. Now you're making **** up. Ooooo what's next? Can't believe you're losing sleep over this. Lol.
 
Living rent-free in your head. Lol. Lots of space there for it. Now you're making **** up. Ooooo what's next? Can't believe you're losing sleep over this. Lol.

Losing SO MUCH sleep.

I didn't make a single thing up, mate. You've said/done all those things. It's ok though. I've heard an excessive amount of lard and age make the mind forget a lot of things.
 
I just don’t want people to get pissy to where people want to quit or something. We’re all adults here, okay maybe not me, but I think everyone else is, even if Kinkkk is half a woman, and this is meant to be fun.

So let’s enjoy it folks. Chillax. Have a beer or a warm glass of milk if you’re recovering.
This post didn't age well

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This is not your usual guy from the streets that had to fight his way through the gangs to the NBA. He was raised in a fine middle class family, got good education. His main motivation has always been competition, beating someone, bad. 4th child of 5 kids, his first crush was baseball. Then his father nailed a rim to their garden. And he started going against his brother Larry every day. It started from those days, that this man was obsessed with competition.

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This man made his restaurant reservations with the name Leroy Smith to avoid celebrity attention. Smith was the player picked to High School instead of him. Imagine the mindset of this person.

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He was invited to North Carolina's summer camp when he grew up 12 cm's. Roy Williams, one of Dean Smith's assistants back then said "I think we are watching the best 1.95 player of all time here".

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Bobby Knight, the coach of the olympic USA team already called him possibly the GOAT in the time when he was picked. He was a product of the golden era of basketball. Always had to go against the best. Proven himself. Made Larry Legend say it was God disguised as Jordan. Crashed the Bad Boys Jordan Rules wall. Always fought back to come better after each struggle. He was selected DPOY one season after getting called as not good defensively. He was obsessed about competing and winning so bad that it is historically monumental.

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He made Magic say there is a new Sherrif in town after the infamous scrimmage of the original Dream Team. He rejected staying on bench when he was injured.

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Durability:
He never lost 3 straight games since 0-3 start in 1991.Never missed a playoff game, played in all of the 179 games. 119-60 record.
Played 82 games when he was 40 years old.
He missed only a total of 7 games during his time with the Chicago Bulls (1988-1998), excluding 1993-1995 season where he announced his first retirement.

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He led the league in scoring between 87-98 and it would start from 85 if he did not break his foot in 86.

None of the 179 playoff games he had included a single-digit scoring game.

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He is one of the 3 players in history to win both DPOY and Finals MVP.

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He made the game on many levels what it is today.

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EAD. It's actually pretty good too.

I'm just gonna post the draft order now. I hate my spot FWIW. If someone can help me upload the video tomorrow or the next day, lemme know. I'm at a loss.

1. addictionary—Michael Jordan
2. NPC D4617
3. gandalfe
4. spycam1
5. ONE LOVE
6. UB
7. Loggrad98
8. Rgiss
9. Thee Jazz Fan
10. Conley Island
11. Ellis269
12. Hornacekamania
13. Wes Mantooth
14. tfivas
15. firegirl
16. elan prodigy

Updated.

@NPC D4617 is up then
@gandalfe
And then @spycam1
 
EVERYONE PLEASE READ.

If you are online and just a few picks away, please feel free to send your pick (or if you’re multiple picks away, the order of the next 2-3 you’d want) in a private message to @fishonjazz

This is how we’ve always done it. He’s the most trustworthy dude here and if it’s your turn but you’re not around, he can just make the pick for you.
 
@Conley Island.

Double check but should be sweet.

Round 1:

1. addictionary is a ****wit
2. NPC D4617
3. gandalfe
4. spycam1
5. ONE LOVE
6. UB
7. Loggrad98
8. Rgiss
9. Thee Jazz Fan
10. Conley Island
11. Ellis269
12. Hornacekamania
13. Hardens taint
14. tfivas
15. firegirl
16. Elan_Prodigy
Round 2:
17. Elan_Prodigy
18. firegirl
19. tfivas
20. The smoker of pole
21. Hornacekamania
22. Ellis269
23. Conley Island
24. Thee Jazz Fan
25. Rgiss
26. Loggrad98
27. UB
28. ONE LOVE
29. spycam1
30. gandalfe
31. NPC D4617
32. addictionary
Round 3:
33. addictionary
34. NPC D4617
35. gandalfe
36. spycam1
37. ONE LOVE
38. UB
39. Loggrad98
40. Rgiss
41. Thee Jazz Fan
42. Conley Island
43. Ellis269
44. Hornacekamania
45. Draymonds breath mint
46. tfivas
47. firegirl
48. Elan_Prodigy
Round 4:
49. Elan_Prodigy
50. firegirl
51. tfivas
52. Captain Nob Jockey
53. Hornacekamania
55. Ellis269
55. Conley Island
56. Thee Jazz Fan
57. Rgiss
58. Loggrad98
59. UB
60. ONE LOVE
61. spycam1
62. gandalfe
63. NPC D4617
64. addictionary
Round 5:
65. addictionary
66. NPC D4617
67. gandalfe
68. spycam1
69. ONE LOVE
70. UB
71. Loggrad98
72. Rgiss
73. Thee Jazz Fan
74. Conley Island
75. Ellis269
76. Hornacekamania
77. LaVar Ballsak
78. tfivas
79. firegirl
80. Elan_Prodigy
Round 6:
81. Elan_Prodigy
82. firegirl
83. tfivas
84. George ManBush
85. Hornacekamania
86. Ellis269
87. Conley Island
88. Thee Jazz Fan
89. Rgiss
90. Loggrad98
91. UB
92. ONE LOVE
93. spycam1
94. gandalfe
95. NPC D4617
96. addictionary
Round 7:
97. addictionary
98. NPC D4617
99. gandalfe
100. spycam1
101. ONE LOVE
102. UB
103. Loggrad98
104. Rgiss
105. Thee Jazz Fan
106. Conley Island
107. Ellis269
108. Hornacekamania
109. Last pick every year my ***
110. tfivas
111. firegirl
112. Elan_Prodigy
Round 8:
113. Elan_Prodigy
114. firegirl
115. tfivas
116. Dante is your daddy
117. Hornacekamania
118. Ellis269
119. Conley Island
120. Thee Jazz Fan
121. Rgiss
122. Loggrad98
123. UB
124. ONE LOVE
125. spycam1
126. gandalfe
127. NPC D4617
128. addictionary
Round 9:
129. addictionary
130. NPC D4617
131. gandalfe
132. spycam1
133. ONE LOVE
134. UB
135. Loggrad98
136. Rgiss
137. Thee Jazz Fan
138. Conley Island
139. Ellis269
140. Hornacekamania
141. The filling in a GH/BS sandwich
142. tfivas
143. firegirl
144. Elan_Prodigy
Round 10:
145. Elan_Prodigy
146. firegirl
147. tfivas
148. Ricky Rubio
149. Hornacekamania
150. Ellis269
151. Conley Island
152. Thee Jazz Fan
153. Rgiss
154. Loggrad98
155. UB
156. ONE LOVE
157. spycam1
158. gandalfe
159. NPC D4617
160. addictionary

Lmfao!!!! I thought this was about CI for some reason...and then couldn’t find my username on the list...sumabitch.
 
The single most dominant player in NBA history. The Big Dipper, Goliath, the Stilt.


Career statistics
Points
31,419 (30.1 ppg)
Rebounds 23,924 (22.9 rpg)
Assists 4,643 (4.4 apg)

Chamberlain holds 72 NBA records, 68 by himself. Among his records are several that are considered unbreakable, such as averaging 22.9 rebounds for a career or 50.4 points per game in a season, scoring 100 points or 55 rebounds in a single game, scoring 65 or more points 15 times, 50 or more points 118 times. During Chamberlain's time, defensive statistics like blocks and steals had not been recorded yet. However, according to Jack Ramsay, "Harvey [Pollack] said he used to tell one of his statisticians to keep track of Wilt's blocks in big games ... One night, they got up to 25."

Here's a list of all his records. It's insanely long, too long to post. Literally: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_career_achievements_by_Wilt_Chamberlain
 
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