2023 annual Jazzfanz all time NBA draft

[NUMBERICA]

Joe Dumars (‘92-‘93)

Career Highlights: 2x Champion, '89 Finals MVP, 3x All-NBA, 5x All-Defense, 6x All-Star

'92-'93 Season:
-23.5 PPG, 4 APG, 1SPG
-38% from 3 on 4 attempts per game (decent volume now, great volume at the time)
-All-Defensive 1st Team, All-NBA 2nd team, All-Star

The spear-point of the bad-boys Pistons defense (including their famous full-court press), Dumars was a fantastic point-of-attack defender and was an ahead-of-his time shooter. He can and did play both guard spots as he was a good passer with good agility. He'll come off the bench with Pistol.


(mute if you don't like swears)

 

[Coach Ellis]

@NUMBERICA is otc
@The Fresh Prince is on deck
@YoungJefe is in the hole

 

[NUMBERICA]

Vince ****ing Carter



The greatest dunker ever but also a great 3-point shooter (40% from 3 on relatively high volume). Not just a dunker or up and down athlete, but shifty and crafty as hell around the hoop. Also a wildly underrated shot-blocker. He will be starting.

2000-2001 season:
-All NBA
-28 ppg
-6 rpg
-4 apg
-3 stocks per game

 

[gandalfe]

It feels weird to me that I haven't taken a pre-80's player yet. I'm usually all over those fogies.

 

[Coach Ellis]

Vince ****ing Carter



The greatest dunker ever but also a great 3-point shooter. Not just a dunker or up and down athlete, but shifty and crafty as hell around the hoop. Also a wildly underrated shot-blocker. He will be starting.

2000-2001 season:
-All NBA
-28 ppg
-6 rpg
-4 apg
-3 stocks per game

Great pick. He was on my short list for my last selection.

VC had some pretty fun highlights.

 

[The Fresh Prince]

Why did I think VC was already drafted. Sunuvabitch

 

[NUMBERICA]

Great pick. He was on my short list for my last selection.

VC had some pretty fun highlights.

Of course you did, lol. You ****ed me on two picks so I had to bend the board with a million trades to get to my 6th pick early.

 

[Coach Ellis]

Of course you did, lol. You ****ed me on two picks so I had to bend the board with a million trades to get to my 6th pick early.

Ha! Sorry about that. Usually it’s Thee that I do that to.

David Robinson was just the best guy left on my board after KG and Malone went back to back, but I picked PG-13 when I did because I felt really confident I could get one of those 90’s wings - McGrady, Hill or VC with my next pick.

 

[Coach Ellis]

Why did I think VC was already drafted. Sunuvabitch

Yeah. I thought for sure that was who you were going to take with your last pick, but Patrick Ewing was a solid get as well.

 

[Thee Jazz Fan]

Vince ****ing Carter



The greatest dunker ever but also a great 3-point shooter (40% from 3 on relatively high volume). Not just a dunker or up and down athlete, but shifty and crafty as hell around the hoop. Also a wildly underrated shot-blocker. He will be starting.

2000-2001 season:
-All NBA
-28 ppg
-6 rpg
-4 apg
-3 stocks per game

Are his stocks any good? Three new stocks per game impressive!!! Lol

Of course you did, lol. You ****ed me on two picks so I had to bend the board with a million trades to get to my 6th pick early.

He’s a professional earholer

Ha! Sorry about that. Usually it’s Thee that I do that too.

David Robinson was just the best guy left on my board after KG and Malone went back to back, but I picked PG-13 when I did because I felt really confident I could get one of those 90’s wings - McGrady, Hill or VC with my next pick.

Don’t get me started. Lol

 

[Thee Jazz Fan]

Yeah. I thought for sure that was who you were going to take with your last pick, but Patrick Ewing was a solid get as well.

Patty is better, but the talent pool for 00-09 players is limited and there’s still a plethora of 80’s bigs

 

[NUMBERICA]

Yeah. I thought for sure that was who you were going to take with your last pick, but Patrick Ewing was a solid get as well.

He also needed a center. It was a good pick.