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Dick is on my don't list so we don't have years of the corny jokes that stopped being funny months ago.
Look the jokes will get old but having Boler or whoever stumble over that constantly is gonna be hilarious. Dick prolly not my first choice but if Mr. Dick comes to Happy Valley I think we will all have smiles on our faces.
 
Still a ways out from the draft and I still predict a lot of movement between now in the draft. Here's some predictions just before the lottery in attempt to jinx things.

1. Ausar or Jarace will be there at #9
2. We will not have a choice between Black/Wallace because WAS will take one of them first
3. POR will trade back, but not out of the draft.
4. Hendricks or Dick top 7 draft pick
5. GG or NSJ in lottery
7. A french guy gets drafted by OKC or TOR at the end of the lottery
 
Look the jokes will get old but having Boler or whoever stumble over that constantly is gonna be hilarious. Dick prolly not my first choice but if Mr. Dick comes to Happy Valley I think we will all have smiles on our faces.

I actually think Boler's corniness has a charm to it, but his beat-it-to-death-ability (no pun intended) will get old quick.
 
Also, on Locked on Big Board, Barlowe posted snippets of his GG and Cason interviews.

GG Jackson's agent is his mother. When asked did they pick his mom, he said something along the lines of "She's really smart. She's always been really good at test. Like if you ask her a question she gets it right 75% of the time".

So yeah, it makes sense why GG made a bad decision going to South Carolina.
 
Trust me dude, the Jazz announcers arent going to be making Dick jokes. (which will make it funny).

The annoying part will be the posters here who think they are funny with their jokes.
We will have to make an agreement that the Dick jokes need to be creative or extra funny… not super obvious. It’s like golf… there are like 10-15 opportunities to say that’s what she said every hole… the placement of the phrase can still be funny but it will have to be unique and well timed.
 
Also, on Locked on Big Board, Barlowe posted snippets of his GG and Cason interviews.

GG Jackson's agent is his mother. When asked did they pick his mom, he said something along the lines of "She's really smart. She's always been really good at test. Like if you ask her a question she gets it right 75% of the time".

So yeah, it makes sense why GG made a bad decision going to South Carolina.
Okay… it does not bode well for the rest of his career if she continues to be his agent. South Carolina will be the first of many horrible decisions.
 
Okay… it does not bode well for the rest of his career if she continues to be his agent. South Carolina will be the first of many horrible decisions.
Ehh, I dont think agents matter all that much once they get to the right team. GG is working out with a good trainer, so they at least they got that right. Millsap's agent was his uncle I believe. Family member agents arent always a negative.
 
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