2024-2025 Tank Race

[Tremendous Upside]

hope is not a strategy.

Careful now. There's lots of people here who have made tanking their whole identity.

 

[The Jazz Wonderbra]

I identify as Tanking. My pronouns are "Panzer", "Ainge", "Cooper" and "Balls".

 

[Nate505]

You know, I'm finally in the fifth stage of the tank.

Early in the season it was denial, I didn't think they would do it.
Around November it was anger, and I vowed to not watch a Jazz game this season.
Around the deadline it was bargaining, where I thought they might make a trade to make this season watchable
After the deadline it was depression, knowing that this season was a total waste
And now it's acceptance. This is the first year I've been through a real tank season. Holy **** does it suck, but it is what it is.

 

[KqWIN]

Did we just do the damn thing?!?!?!!

KANGZZZZ

 

[Ferguson_Mellochill]

Jazz are free and clear to win this tank race. The only remaining game that's winnable is against Portland.

 

[The Jazz Wonderbra]

Wizards beat the kings like a drum. We should be able to lock that 1st place down now.

 

[Handlogten's Heros]

The kings lol… fans would riot if they were t already just so beaten down.

 

[framer]

The kings lol… fans would riot if they were t already just so beaten down.

They are tanking as hard as we are now.

 

[FalseFlagg K]

Wizards wtf Never in my wildest dreams did i think we'd actually go so low as to get the actual worst record So what's the lowest the worst team can fall in the lottery, 4th, 5th ??

 

[Jason]

Wizards wtf Never in my wildest dreams did i think we'd actually go so low as to get the actual worst record So what's the lowest the worst team can fall in the lottery, 4th, 5th ??

5th

 

[Thee Jazz Fan]

You know, I'm finally in the fifth stage of the tank.

Early in the season it was denial, I didn't think they would do it.
Around November it was anger, and I vowed to not watch a Jazz game this season.
Around the deadline it was bargaining, where I thought they might make a trade to make this season watchable
After the deadline it was depression, knowing that this season was a total waste
And now it's acceptance. This is the first year I've been through a real tank season. Holy **** does it suck, but it is what it is.

I skipped all the steps as soon as the jazz sold the farm I wanted to tank

 

[Thee Jazz Fan]

Jazz are free and clear to win this tank race. The only remaining game that's winnable is against Portland.

Hopefully the blazers have nothing to tank for I don’t know.