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David Hume said:
Victor Wembanyama 2023
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I understand he is 8'12" and when he smiles it rains diamonds across the plains. When he calls for the ball, it glows bright orange and transposes into a meteor that homes in on the basket with unerring accuracy, and when he passes to someone the court itself opens up and draws the basket near, in a miracle of wood and concrete unrivaled in human history. He gains a triple double by breakfast and his team is already ahead 38 points just stepping on the court. Birds sing when he wakes in the morning and the very Gods in heaven weep just to know he exists. He is...the Chosen One. Greater than Neo in the Matrix. Jesus wept, knowing that one day Wemby would be born to save this world, for real this time. Excellent pick, good sir. This competition is essentially over now since no one can stand against Wemby the Great. May as well call this one finished and move on to the next draft. Maybe leave the Wemby out of the next one, for he is a human cheat code the likes of which we have never seen before.
 
LogGrad98 said:
I understand he is 8'12" and when he smiles it rains diamonds across the plains. When he calls for the ball, it glows bright orange and transposes into a meteor that homes in on the basket with unerring accuracy, and when he passes to someone the court itself opens up and draws the basket near, in a miracle of wood and concrete unrivaled in human history. He gains a triple double by breakfast and his team is already ahead 38 points just stepping on the court. Birds sing when he wakes in the morning and the very Gods in heaven weep just to know he exists. He is...the Chosen One. Greater than Neo in the Matrix. Jesus wept, knowing that one day Wemby would be born to save this world, for real this time. Excellent pick, good sir. This competition is essentially over now since no one can stand against Wemby the Great. May as well call this one finished and move on to the next draft. Maybe leave the Wemby out of the next one, for he is a human cheat code the likes of which we have never seen before.
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Sir Log Grad, your argument is replete with inflationary metaphysics! Miracles, Chosen ones…These are metaphysics, pure and simple!!! We empiricists value observation, evidence, science! Sir Wemby is already 1st Team All NBA defense. That is an empirical fact. His observable accomplishments allow him to be a starter on a fantasy basketball team (fantasy drafts raise their own set of philosophical questions). Let Sir Wemby compete in our imaginations, and it may generate commentary and discussion of incisive philosophical value.
 
LogGrad98 said:
I understand he is 8'12" and when he smiles it rains diamonds across the plains. When he calls for the ball, it glows bright orange and transposes into a meteor that homes in on the basket with unerring accuracy, and when he passes to someone the court itself opens up and draws the basket near, in a miracle of wood and concrete unrivaled in human history. He gains a triple double by breakfast and his team is already ahead 38 points just stepping on the court. Birds sing when he wakes in the morning and the very Gods in heaven weep just to know he exists. He is...the Chosen One. Greater than Neo in the Matrix. Jesus wept, knowing that one day Wemby would be born to save this world, for real this time. Excellent pick, good sir. This competition is essentially over now since no one can stand against Wemby the Great. May as well call this one finished and move on to the next draft. Maybe leave the Wemby out of the next one, for he is a human cheat code the likes of which we have never seen before.
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Julius “Dr. J” Erving - 1972

Career highlights and awards
Career ABA and NBA statistics
Points30,026 (24.2 ppg)
Rebounds10,525 (8.5 rpg)
Assists5,176 (4.2 apg)
 
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