2025-2026 Tank Race Prediction Contest and Current Results Thread

[Saint Cy of JFC]

National TV game. We really like to be loud with the tank lol. Whatever... just get the damn job done.

Resting on national tv a wild move

 

[KqWIN]

Key is not an all star, so national TV rules don't apply to him. I bet Lauri plays against LAC, but sits the B2B against GSW.

 

[Handlogten's Heros]

Key is not an all star, so national TV rules don't apply to him. I bet Lauri plays against LAC, but sits the B2B against GSW.

Right... its just bold. I'm fine with it but we could have pulled easier levers earlier in the year instead of mooning the NBA in broad daylight lol.

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

Right... its just bold. I'm fine with it but we could have pulled easier levers earlier in the year instead of mooning the NBA in broad daylight lol.

This way is better. You get the early game sample size, when all teams are trying usually healthier, to get real data.

Now you moon and wave your tank dick around

 

[NUMBERICA]

Right... its just bold. I'm fine with it but we could have pulled easier levers earlier in the year instead of mooning the NBA in broad daylight lol.

If there’s any significant chance the NBA intentionally steers the lottery, we have to be bottom-4 to keep the pick because they absolutely would **** us again after this.

 

[Jingled]

National TV game. We really like to be loud with the tank lol. Whatever... just get the damn job done.

And they’re not even listing Keynote with a fake injury, just rest. Kind of a weird move.

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

Jazz are in perfect position to take Wagler, so I'm content.

 

[fishonjazz]

Hornets were up by over 50 on the 76ers today, ended up winning by 37. They are off my risk list for the time being. Milwaukee is the new biggest threat to drop below us now imo.

Agreed.
I think they make the playoffs at this point if they stay healthy.

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[fishonjazz]

Resting on national tv a wild move

Tankitis is a serious health condition!

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[HadAnEffectHere]

This is good for the team but is so bad for the league that the NBA should probably blackball Danny Ainge from the sport.

 

[JazzFever]

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With that said, I would like to keep our pick next year, so three cheers for the tank, I suppose, though the cheers are offered through gritted teeth and with a healthy dose of self-loathing.

Why are you writing sports fan posts instead of articles for The Atlantic?

 

[SoberasHotRod]

The team ahead of us in the standings that is most likely to overtake us is Milwaukee. They have only won 3 games without Giannis all year and with NOP being so terrible they actually have a huge benefit of losing games. There is already national NBA talk about how they should shut Giannis down for the rest of the season.

The Jazz currently have won 3 less games than them, so if they maintain their win percentage without Giannis for the rest of the year they will only win 8 more games which means we can only win 10 more games to stay ahead of them.