I present the most diabolical trade ever concoted:
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For the Celtics:
-Balance out their roster this season
-Get out of the tax and save a gajillion dollars in the aggregate (I'll need to run an analysis later)
-kills the LT repeater clock to reset their contention window (they have demonstrated they care about their cap sheet as they gutted their supporting cast in the offseason)
For the Pelicans:
-Get an actual NBA player right now that fills a need (Simons)
-Save a gajillion+ dollars by ducking the tax right now and >$64 million in what might be dead future salary + potential future tax ramifications
-Take a flier on Flip (and his dirt-cheap deal [this could also be Kevin Love depending on what the Pelicans value more])
-Get a nice 2nd
For the Jazz:
-Get an A+ asset that New Orleans might not understand and probably will not realize it's potential value
-This has a very good chance of being a high pick
-This is a super hostage pick for Giannis (as its value is much higher for the Bucks than anyone else as re-acquiring it would allow them to tank [OR NOT!])
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Totally nukes the center rotation for our tank right now (!!!)
-Makes the Pelicans better right now (!!!)
-If Dejounte returns to form, we get a useful player that might even be worth his salary. If not, we rented our capspace for a killer return.
-But we're doing this under the assumption that Dejounte doesn't return to form otherwise NOP has no incentive to make the move. In which case, that's just the price you pay for an asset of this quality.
-We should still have enough cap space to sign a Ayo or Keon Ellis type player and maybe another player.
Obviously this can be tinkered with and it's tilted heavilty towards the Jazz but the deal simply cannot happen without them saving these organizations hundreds of millions of dollars. And the Pelicans are run by MIA ownership with the biggest idiot in the sport at the helm, so I will allow myself to dream big.