ShortShorts
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;tldr - Go Jazz and Go Jazz Fanz positive vibes everywhere - just believe!
Come one, come all, ye merry JFCers! For the future is bright, the torches are lit and the Tower they call Stifle protects our borders!
Look on and see that with nary an unreasonable prediction our heroes will rise up, take proverbial horns and torch Blazer, pluck Pelican, kick them in the Nuggets, and defang Wolves. I ask of ye where is the folly in this prophecy? Where is there not hope shining like a guiding star, where is not optimism set to call, where are thy doubts not cast out!
All ye must do is push in all thy chips, combine with thy fellow mates and maidens (a tipped helm to ye kiri, jazzgirl, ize and our friends), grab churros in twain hands, reach within they bosom and find hope. For hope shall carry the day, hope shall lead us on to brighter shores, hope shall ignite Sir Rubio's jumpshot!
So join hands, join hearts, throw away they negativity, and as the positivity of Stoked, the optimism of Mantooth, the love of ONE LOVE so shall our fortunes go. For even Cy shall resist the relentless urge of nonchalantly throwing in his dose of realism, Numberica shall forego decrying the odds of yon 14-3 streak, NAOS shall make peace with said detractors, and franklin shall discover the fair core of optimism to bring harmony to our combined will!
For then even AB shall ignite and fishonjazz and dalamon rejoice! PG_AB shall find his thoughts turn from the draft to the Vivint. UGLI_Baby shall glance up from his pint of ale. Dr Jones shall find no recourse but to cancel yon Wildcat fundraiser and rally with our merry band (all expenses paid) to distant fortress on elysian Baja shores! Our hopeful forum shall find endless JazzAvenue's threads flowing like the blood of our foes and opposing team's moans shall echo out: "whence cometh this Ingles demon who but perfectly mirrors my liege lord's bean counter!"
For in such a day as we do gather arm in arm even the ghosts of grey souls shall rise from old graves in penitent obeisance. Ye know of whom I speak of old BluesRocker, of HotKnicKKK, of HeavenHarris, of ncoloradojazz. All shall tremble and weep at the combined hope of JFC. And colton, Jason and all fair lords shall sigh with the peace and unity of the realm.
I thus ask of ye gather at Vivint Cathedral; shout, scream in unison at thy 4K; and prepare thy carriages for many a future year's fair parade down John Stockton Dr led by our patriarchs in arms Sir Jerry and Sir Larry On High astride valiant steeds of John Deere and Caterpillar from Sir Jerry's fine stables. But above all let thy hope burn bright that thy Jazz shall prevail.
Come one, come all, ye merry JFCers! For the future is bright, the torches are lit and the Tower they call Stifle protects our borders!
Look on and see that with nary an unreasonable prediction our heroes will rise up, take proverbial horns and torch Blazer, pluck Pelican, kick them in the Nuggets, and defang Wolves. I ask of ye where is the folly in this prophecy? Where is there not hope shining like a guiding star, where is not optimism set to call, where are thy doubts not cast out!
All ye must do is push in all thy chips, combine with thy fellow mates and maidens (a tipped helm to ye kiri, jazzgirl, ize and our friends), grab churros in twain hands, reach within they bosom and find hope. For hope shall carry the day, hope shall lead us on to brighter shores, hope shall ignite Sir Rubio's jumpshot!
So join hands, join hearts, throw away they negativity, and as the positivity of Stoked, the optimism of Mantooth, the love of ONE LOVE so shall our fortunes go. For even Cy shall resist the relentless urge of nonchalantly throwing in his dose of realism, Numberica shall forego decrying the odds of yon 14-3 streak, NAOS shall make peace with said detractors, and franklin shall discover the fair core of optimism to bring harmony to our combined will!
For then even AB shall ignite and fishonjazz and dalamon rejoice! PG_AB shall find his thoughts turn from the draft to the Vivint. UGLI_Baby shall glance up from his pint of ale. Dr Jones shall find no recourse but to cancel yon Wildcat fundraiser and rally with our merry band (all expenses paid) to distant fortress on elysian Baja shores! Our hopeful forum shall find endless JazzAvenue's threads flowing like the blood of our foes and opposing team's moans shall echo out: "whence cometh this Ingles demon who but perfectly mirrors my liege lord's bean counter!"
For in such a day as we do gather arm in arm even the ghosts of grey souls shall rise from old graves in penitent obeisance. Ye know of whom I speak of old BluesRocker, of HotKnicKKK, of HeavenHarris, of ncoloradojazz. All shall tremble and weep at the combined hope of JFC. And colton, Jason and all fair lords shall sigh with the peace and unity of the realm.
I thus ask of ye gather at Vivint Cathedral; shout, scream in unison at thy 4K; and prepare thy carriages for many a future year's fair parade down John Stockton Dr led by our patriarchs in arms Sir Jerry and Sir Larry On High astride valiant steeds of John Deere and Caterpillar from Sir Jerry's fine stables. But above all let thy hope burn bright that thy Jazz shall prevail.
