A Parent's Guide to Preventing Homosexuality

[franklin]

I'd like to start a jazzfanz book club and start out with this one:

Has anyone read into this stuff? It would make for great discussion.

 

[Archie Moses]

Chapter 1.) Have two parents
Chapter 2.) Don't molest
Chapter 3.) Change or shun
Chapter 4.) Avoid what posters like ____________________ parents did.


Did I cover it?

 

[PearlWatson]

Chapter 1.) Marry an awesome person of the opposite sex and stay married once you have kids
Chapter 2.) Don't molest
Chapter 3.) Change or shun
Chapter 4.) Avoid what posters like ____________________ parents did.


Did I cover it?

fixed that for you

 

[Chad Feldheimer]

Chapter 1.) Have two parents
Chapter 2.) Don't molest
Chapter 3.) Change or shun
Chapter 4.) Avoid what posters like ____________________ parents did.


Did I cover it?

Close

 

[YB85]

Nevermind the book...I'm going to look at photos of Gay Singles in South Jordan on match.com.

 

[The-Joker]

oh good, they have this on Kindle.

 

[One Brow]

Don't have kids. It's the only prevention method that works more than 0% of the time.

 

[JohnStockalypse]

Don't have kids. It's the only prevention method that works more than 0% of the time.

what about killing your kids?

 

[The-Joker]

what about killing your kids?

Doesn't prevent them from being gay, only prevents them from having (consensual) gay sex.

 

[JohnStockalypse]

Doesn't prevent them from being gay, only prevents them from having (consensual) gay sex.

prevents them from being gay if you kill them before they develop thier sexuality.

wouldnt it stop them from non-consensual sex too? why the distinction?

 

[The-Joker]

prevents them from being gay if you kill them before they develop thier sexuality.

I believe Sexuality is in most cases developed based on genetic mutation and environment, and killing someone does not change a persons genetics or environment.

wouldnt it stop them from non-consensual sex too? why the distinction?

Think about it.......




Hint: people have been known to have sex with dead people

 

[Nate505]

This is Child Beating James Dobson® approved!

 

[freakazoid]

Hint: people have been known to have sex with dead people

You son of a bitch. I told you I thought she was just passed out.

 

[franklin]

Chapter 1.) Have two parents
Chapter 2.) Don't molest
Chapter 3.) Change or shun
Chapter 4.) Avoid what posters like ____________________ parents did.


Did I cover it?

No. This guy has a Ph. D. Like Jerome Corsi.

Don't have kids. It's the only prevention method that works more than 0% of the time.

I am enjoying the comedic you. This isn't funny from 99.9%, but from you it is frigging hilarious.

 

[Scat]

I wonder if edited by moderator

 

[Archie Moses]

I wonder if edited by moderator

From what she has said though, she is not gay.

 

[Nate505]

I wonder if edited by moderator...

Nice. What a classy, perfect driving record thing to say.