A serious question

[Gyp Rosetti]

I believe you. She must be one helluva patient girl.

Funny enough, she was a patient. In a hospital. You wouldn't believe the lack of security in those establishments. But long story short, I snuck into one, one thing led to another, and she's been my sex slave for over seven years now.

 

[Gyp Rosetti]

In all seriousness, she is an amazingly patient girl. I'm 36, she's 30, we've dated basically exactly seven years, and she never truly pressures me for a ring, though she's started to a little more.

**** it dude. Let's go bowling.

 

[Beantown]

Raising 4 gay strippers should be fun for both of you.

The sarcasm makes this ststement homophobic.

 

[The Pearl]

I... wow. I really have nothing to add to this. I will, however, shudder a little bit.

How many posts have you read on this board that made YOU shutter and become speechless.

I am still the greatest poster in Jazzfanz history.