AL-ta Claus is coming to town!!! Be prepared....
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CAKAR
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Hitman
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You needn't box out
You needn't jump high
You'll have a career night
I'm telling you why
Jeffer Claus is coming to town
He's on the left block
He's pump-faking twice
He shoots a jump shot when he's cold as ice
Jeffer Claus is coming to town
He sees your team fast-breaking
He barely makes it to half-way
'Cos he knows that offensive numbers
Are the only ones that pay
He's on the left block
He's pump-faking twice
He shoots a jump shot when he's cold as ice
Jeffer Claus is coming to town
He sees a team-mate cutting
But doesn't give it up
He wastes some more time pivoting
Then dribbles slowly to the cup
He's on the left block
He's pump-faking twice
He shoots a jump shot when he's cold as ice
Jeffer Claus is coming to town
He sees you screen-and-rolling
But it seems he doesn't care
The roll man is slam-dunking
And all he can do is stand and stare
He's on the left block
He's pump-faking twice
He shoots a jump shot when he's cold as ice
Jeffer Claus is coming to town
He shies away from contact
He won't get to the line
But when he gets a new contract
He can find the dotted line just fine
He's on the left block
He's pump-faking twice
He shoots a jump shot when he's cold as ice
Jeffer Claus is coming to town
You needn't box out
You needn't jump high
You'll have a career night
I'm telling you why
Jeffer Claus is coming to town
You needn't jump high
You'll have a career night
I'm telling you why
Jeffer Claus is coming to town
He's on the left block
He's pump-faking twice
He shoots a jump shot when he's cold as ice
Jeffer Claus is coming to town
He sees your team fast-breaking
He barely makes it to half-way
'Cos he knows that offensive numbers
Are the only ones that pay
He's on the left block
He's pump-faking twice
He shoots a jump shot when he's cold as ice
Jeffer Claus is coming to town
He sees a team-mate cutting
But doesn't give it up
He wastes some more time pivoting
Then dribbles slowly to the cup
He's on the left block
He's pump-faking twice
He shoots a jump shot when he's cold as ice
Jeffer Claus is coming to town
He sees you screen-and-rolling
But it seems he doesn't care
The roll man is slam-dunking
And all he can do is stand and stare
He's on the left block
He's pump-faking twice
He shoots a jump shot when he's cold as ice
Jeffer Claus is coming to town
He shies away from contact
He won't get to the line
But when he gets a new contract
He can find the dotted line just fine
He's on the left block
He's pump-faking twice
He shoots a jump shot when he's cold as ice
Jeffer Claus is coming to town
You needn't box out
You needn't jump high
You'll have a career night
I'm telling you why
Jeffer Claus is coming to town
The Fresh Prince
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Jefferclaus!
The Fresh Prince
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Im DREEEAMING of an Al.. Christmas!
The Fresh Prince
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Al Jeff the 6'10" center, had a very shiny postgame.
And if you pass it to him, it ruins the gameflow.
And if you pass it to him, it ruins the gameflow.
Guitaro
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Big Al seems like a cool guy. I do miss his interviews. He also does have something this team is sorely missing, offense. It's too bad him and Favors couldn't combine into one player. That'd be my Christmas wish. Oh wait, how about just draft Randle and that wish would come true. 
This thread reminds me of someone's Facebook page with friends and family of the owner replying. I'm guessing the OP is related to Big Al somehow.
This thread reminds me of someone's Facebook page with friends and family of the owner replying. I'm guessing the OP is related to Big Al somehow.
