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AL-ta Claus is coming to town!!! Be prepared....

Big Al seems like a cool guy. I do miss his interviews. He also does have something this team is sorely missing, offense. It's too bad him and Favors couldn't combine into one player. That'd be my Christmas wish. Oh wait, how about just draft Randle and that wish would come true. ;)

This thread reminds me of someone's Facebook page with friends and family of the owner replying. I'm guessing the OP is related to Big Al somehow. :)
 
48 hours left, that should be the Game Thread. Give some love and Pics for BIG-AL coming back home... :)
 
Al usually played tight and generally very poorly against Boston and Minnesota, right? We'll probably win.
 
Aint he done had a 20/20 game tonught in a SHODOWN with fellow brother/exteamate/Confederate Paul Milsap?

He was magneficent, after such a game a few Jazzfans would bitch against him about taking 18 shots or not boxing out his opponent by grabbing 23 Rebounds, but then getting a boner when Hayward scores 20 points on 20 shots, with 7 TO.
 
He was magneficent, after such a game a few Jazzfans would bitch against him about taking 18 shots or not boxing out his opponent by grabbing 23 Rebounds, but then getting a boner when Hayward scores 20 points on 20 shots, with 7 TO.

The Alfather Returns.
Gordon Psychward gets no love.
 
Hey, I made the thread for my main man BIG-AL weeks ago, opening a new one is not fair... :(
 
You needn't box out
You needn't jump high
You'll have a career night
I'm telling you why
Jeffer Claus is coming to town

He's on the left block
He's pump-faking twice
He shoots a jump shot when he's cold as ice
Jeffer Claus is coming to town

He sees your team fast-breaking
He barely makes it to half-way
'Cos he knows that offensive numbers
Are the only ones that pay

He's on the left block
He's pump-faking twice
He shoots a jump shot when he's cold as ice
Jeffer Claus is coming to town

He sees a team-mate cutting
But doesn't give it up
He wastes some more time pivoting
Then dribbles slowly to the cup

He's on the left block
He's pump-faking twice
He shoots a jump shot when he's cold as ice
Jeffer Claus is coming to town

He sees you screen-and-rolling
But it seems he doesn't care
The roll man is slam-dunking
And all he can do is stand and stare

He's on the left block
He's pump-faking twice
He shoots a jump shot when he's cold as ice
Jeffer Claus is coming to town

He shies away from contact
He won't get to the line
But when he gets a new contract
He can find the dotted line just fine

He's on the left block
He's pump-faking twice
He shoots a jump shot when he's cold as ice
Jeffer Claus is coming to town

You needn't box out
You needn't jump high
You'll have a career night
I'm telling you why
Jeffer Claus is coming to town
Very underrated post.
 
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