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All Aboard The Official 2022-23 Championship Tank Thread


fishonjazz

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We have ridden a bus and a ship (boat) and now we upgrade to a tank.

We thought the tank would look like this
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But we were wrong. Our tank is a beautiful, fast, deadly machine that will run over the rest of the NBA on the way to a title. This is our tank
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fishonjazz

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We have been tracking what minny and nets and sixers are doing in regard to our draft picks
We thought we would be tracking what Houston and OKC and teams like that are doing in regard to our own pick
But it's time to start tracking how the top teams in the West are doing to see what seed we will be in playoffs
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Looking good so far
 

Gameface

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Check out that jump shot!

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Release the Kraken

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The old tank was a rusty tin can with defective artillery this new tank is titanium reinforced and loaded with long range missile launchers. I love the new tank!
 

fishonjazz

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We have been tracking what minny and nets and sixers are doing in regard to our draft picks
We thought we would be tracking what Houston and OKC and teams like that are doing in regard to our own pick
But it's time to start tracking how the top teams in the West are doing to see what seed we will be in playoffs
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Looking good so far
I think the warriors must have watched a couple of jazz games and realized that the only chance they have of beating us in the western conference playoffs is to get Victor W. That is why their record is so bad right now.
 

sojodave

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I've been watching the NBA closely since the 2nd grade and I can't ever remember seeing a team that was predicted to be dead last come out and be the first team to win 10 games. It's unbelievable what Jazz is doing. If we win the championship, who is going to play Laurie Bird in the movie?
 

JimLes

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I've been watching the NBA closely since the 2nd grade and I can't ever remember seeing a team that was predicted to be dead last come out and be the first team to win 10 games. It's unbelievable what Jazz is doing. If we win the championship, who is going to play Laurie Bird in the movie?

Greg Ostertag.
 

LogGrad98

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I've been watching the NBA closely since the 2nd grade and I can't ever remember seeing a team that was predicted to be dead last come out and be the first team to win 10 games. It's unbelievable what Jazz is doing. If we win the championship, who is going to play Laurie Bird in the movie?
If we win the championship the big question will be where do we put all the statues?
 


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