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All time worst Jazz Scrubs

Who was the dude with the glass foot? He got injured when he got out of bed every morning.
 
ShaggyReAL said:
Chris Morris
Jose Ortiz
Bart Kofoed -

The Bart Kofoed/Bobby Hansen Story
Hansen may have been a rising star. But fate intervened at a New Year’s Eve party. It is for what happened at that party–and not what happened on the court–that keeps Hansen’s name in the minds of Jazz fans. Indeed, he is now more well-known in the Beehive State for being a punching bag than for being a sharpshooter.

Seldom-used Jazz guard Bart Kofoed knocked Bobby out.

Or at least, knocked out his eye socket. The two skirmished at the New Year’s eve party, and Kofoed’s deadly jab struck Hansen, shattering the aforementioned eye socket. Hansen missed over a month of action as a result (Kofoed was released). Hansen was never the same thereafter, noticeably declining in subsequent seasons.
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Umm, Bobby Hansen was NEVER a "rising star" broken eye socket or not. He was the epitome of saying "it is what it is." Kofoed punched Hansen when he dissed Nebraska football. NEVER dis Nebraska football. Bobby's wife Mary created a bigger storm for the team when she slept with Malone amongst others.
 
Starters:

PG: Carl Nicks
SG: Derek Fisher
SF: Kelly Tripucka
PF: Kent Benson
C: Todd Fuller

Bench:
Jim Les
Jamie Watson (Looked like a steal in his first season. Putrid in his second season)
Thurl Bailey Revisited (I've heard rumor that he was brought back as a reward for converting to the LDS faith)
Pete Chilcutt
Mark Jackson
John Starks
Danny Schayes

Team Captain: John Amaechi
Coach: Tom Nissalke
Halftime Show: Matt Harpring's Layup Drill
 
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