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Andy Larsen on Basketball Illuminati

OK the Jazz are hitching their long-term wagon to a 6'1" player that averaged 7 ppg and 15 ppg his two years of college. If we signed a player as an UDFA with that bio can you imagine the wails?
We’re bitching a long-term wagon to a short-term guy. And we’re sacrificing our biggest long-term piece to do it.

Couldn’t imagine how it could go wrong.
 
So if all the talk of taking no steps back is a slight smokescreen I could get on board with splitting the baby. Just do the trades you'd do if you were rebuilding. Then sell them as win now deals. Like how they sold us that NAW was a long term piece and it wasn't about money.

When we move Bogey and Mike for Westbrook and two firsts just say "uhhhh Westbrook is a former MVP and we haven't had a triple double in 20 years... this is a no brainer". If its all a farce for the ASG lets lean in and see if CAA decides to speed up the timeline.
 
So, Jake from State Farm isn't wearing khakis anymore? You do know that autocorrect is an algorithm, right? Not that there is anything wrong with that.
I’m aware. But I also don’t know anyone named Jake and never type that. Probably type penis a bit more frequently.
 
I had no idea CAA represents Woj. So incestuous.
Its pretty "unnerving" CAA basically runs the Knicks... they rep Don, Royce, Johnnie Bryant and have Woj. So say Knicks want us to take a call to just discuss Donovan... it can be leaked, tweaked and absolutely twisted.

Say Royce wants an extension and we say no... well Don ain't happy now so maybe trade him. Just a lot of extra **** that comes with that.
 
So, Jake from State Farm isn't wearing khakis anymore? You do know that autocorrect is an algorithm, right? Not that there is anything wrong with that.
What does yours say? Typed it in my wife’s and it says “kale penis.” Make sure you misspell jalapeño by putting an ‘e’ in place of the second ‘a’.

Now, when you’re done with that, try it on your mom’s phone. I bet it corrects to “handlogten’s heros’ penis.”
 
What does yours say? Typed it in my wife’s and it says “kale penis.” Make sure you misspell jalapeño by putting an ‘e’ in place of the second ‘a’.

Now, when you’re done with that, try it on your mom’s phone. I bet it corrects to “handlogten’s heros’ penis.”
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