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Any FLDS Jazz fans on here?

Move to General Discussion?

And my apologies if I'm backseat moderating. Always wanted to be a part of the inner sanctum.

This isn't a thread about FLDS, I was just hoping if there were any on here I could find out about if they sneak watch Jazz games or if they're allowed to go to Jazz games, etc. Hopefully no one derails the thread into a political/religion debate.
 
This isn't a thread about FLDS, I was just hoping if there were any on here I could find out about if they sneak watch Jazz games or if they're allowed to go to Jazz games, etc. Hopefully no one derails the thread into a political/religion debate.

Yeah our bad. Your thread was jazz forum worthy and the discussion among the rest of us turned it.
 
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Prometheus!
 
I didn't even know the FLDS were known for liking Jazz. I had them pegged for something more like dueling banjos.
 
Clearly what I am doing. Wanting people to be honest = communism! OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!

That's how it always starts. They talk about honesty and the system next thing you know you're living in an abandoned railroad car on a diet of cheap vodka trying to keep warm by spooning with a man named Dimitry. I won't let you ruin America Stoked.
 
That's how it always starts. They talk about honesty and the system next thing you know you're living in an abandoned railroad car on a diet of cheap vodka trying to keep warm by spooning with a man named Dimitry. I won't let you ruin America Stoked.

Serves you right. Vodka sucks.
 
I didn't even know the FLDS were known for liking Jazz. I had them pegged for something more like dueling banjos.

I imagine it might be more like "Dueling Wives".

Pretty sure a TV game show built on the idea of FLDS "Dueling Wives" would be a complete hit. Well, for the curiosity factor, for a few weeks at least, like some of the reality shows have been.

Pretty sure nobody who is FLDS is gonna come in here to discuss how they and their buddies follow the Jazz. Pretty sure "Dueling Wives" would have to find complete fake actresses to do the bit, and that the staged shows would be several orders of magnitude less interesting than the real thing. When it comes to comedy or drama, Art plays second fiddle to Life.
 
Serves you right. Vodka sucks.

There's not enough Vodka in Russia to give any to the detainees. No trucks delivering Vodka to the Gulag, bro.

Hence, that's where you will find all the honest Russians. Even today.

I feel the need to debunk bureaucrats pleading for honesty in government, too. You've gotta be kidding.
 
Problem with polygamy is how do you get away when you need a break? Everywhere you go, you'd be running into one of your wives.
 
There's not enough Vodka in Russia to give any to the detainees. No trucks delivering Vodka to the Gulag, bro.

Hence, that's where you will find all the honest Russians. Even today.

I feel the need to debunk bureaucrats pleading for honesty in government, too. You've gotta be kidding.

I'm no bureaucrat. I'm a ground level grunt and you can bet your butt I want honesty from those I talk to. I give them the same.
 
I'm no bureaucrat. I'm a ground level grunt and you can bet your butt I want honesty from those I talk to. I give them the same.

My sincere apology.

I'll take it as the start of the revolution to take back our government.
 
There's not enough Vodka in Russia to give any to the detainees. No trucks delivering Vodka to the Gulag, bro.

Hence, that's where you will find all the honest Russians. Even today.

I feel the need to debunk bureaucrats pleading for honesty in government, too. You've gotta be kidding.

U know not a thing my friend. Go home you are drunk.
 
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U do not have to be embarras of urself my friend. U are great neutral cat by all account here. Be proud for our team my friend.

So you are a huge boob bureaucrat, and proud of it.

Drunk or not, I can see a big joke standing front and center. Obama, for example.
 
When I was FLDS, I occasionally snuck in some Jazz time between oxen-on-man porn. Not everyone is like me, of course, I could go a couple of hours without the OOMP, unlike most of my brothers and sisters.
 
When I was FLDS, I occasionally snuck in some Jazz time between oxen-on-man porn. Not everyone is like me, of course, I could go a couple of hours without the OOMP, unlike most of my brothers and sisters.

young men "camp followers" are stock in trade for Warren Jeffs. Now that his fetish for boys in the Sunday School is known, it could make you wonder why they run off their teen "oxen".

I don't know for sure what you mean by oxen-on-man. . . . sounds like the old Mexican bar routine show of horses on women.. . . .

Oxen are simply big steers. To be a steer, you have to have your balls cut off, and it turns the young bull into a doe-eyed hamburger-in-waiting. They no long "bull around" as the cowboys say. . . . no more gay behavior as well as no more humping the cows. Sorry, bud, the metaphor just doesn't measure up in reality.

But for sure, boys raised in polygamous cultures have to either submit to older men's control issues, and maybe get a wife by appointment. . . . and/or. . . . go pretty heavy on the porn. . . . or get outta dodge, so to speak, and try to become adjusted to a more demanding reality of dealing with women who have the power to choose.

but this is a great post, if wild with the facts. . . . you are a ham. I'm house-hunting in B-T just so I can vote for you.
 
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young men "camp followers" are stock in trade for Warren Jeffs. Now that his fetish for boys in the Sunday School is known, it could make you wonder why they run off their teen "oxen".

I don't know for sure what you mean by oxen-on-man. . . . sounds like the old Mexican bar routine show of horses on women.. . . .

Oxen are simply big steers. To be a steer, you have to have your balls cut off, and it turns the young bull into a doe-eyed hamburger-in-waiting. They no long "bull around" as the cowboys say. . . . no more gay behavior as well as no more humping the cows. Sorry, bud, the metaphor just doesn't measure up in reality.

But for sure, boys raised in polygamous cultures have to either submit to older men's control issues, and maybe get a wife by appointment. . . . and/or. . . . go pretty heavy on the porn. . . . or get outta dodge, so to speak, and try to become adjusted to a more demanding reality of dealing with women who have the power to choose.

but this is a great post, if wild with the facts. . . . you are a ham. I'm house-hunting in B-T just so I can vote for you.

Can someone speak to this description babe has given. This sounds horrifically dysfunctional.
 
Can someone speak to this description babe has given. This sounds horrifically dysfunctional.

Of course nobody here knows anything about the FLDS, just as FLDS folks don't really follow the Jazz much. Trout was not ever anywhere near the FLDS. I grew up in St. George, not far from "Colorado City", and knew a lot of folks, or rather the kids of folks who for whatever reason made the turn to come back to mainstream life. Yes, I believe Warren Jeffs opportunistically abused boys, even calling them out from Sunday School classes, and yes it is horrifically dysfunctional.

You can google the subject as there are some books out on it now, and some groups trying to help the kids. Fully indoctrinated believers dismiss the criticisms as evil or malicious lies, or possibly as merely ignorant takes of high and holy practices, saying who are these outsiders who just don't know the ways of the Lord.

I frankly consider the "normalists" today who push for public acceptance of gay practices as perhaps not much different from the FLDS. Some "practitioners" of sexual practices that go wide of strictly heterosexual and strictly biologically- and structurally- "natural" sex competent for procreational purposes seem to get hung up on their particular fetishes to the extent that they want authoritative approval of their notions or ways. So how are GLBT ideologues any different from Warren Jeffs. The quest for authoritative sanction of weirdness is certainly a common link to the wildly diverse sexual ideologies.

Down there in the LA area, I have an acquaintance in a person who works in the criminal justice system who tries to help the abused kids from the FLDS mindset, while she deals with the pedophiles and others with what most people would call perverse ways.

Just a call for help here, Vinny. You speak of "horrifically dysfunctional" systems. Where are we going as a mainstream society with our Rainbow church, the United Methodist landmark in Hollywood? Just how do we parse the FLDS into that fabric? How far are we going to go towards accepting, as a legal rule, all kinds of sexual practices. Is sympathy for pedophilia our next step? Probably we are as a species naturally rather "hippy-oriented" with a wish to just do our own thing, whatever that is. But culty authority laying down the law can just go all wrong, whether its done small scale or on a global campaign.
 
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