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If he's so lame then why did his film break box office records?

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Also, Arm Fall Off Boy?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arm_Fall_Off_Boy
 
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I saw that. It was just ok. No where near aqua-y enough.
 


Arm Fall Off Boy is awesome..... who wouldn't want a superhero defending you that could pull his arm off to use as a weapon? If a rabid dog was chasing a group of people... just throw the arm and save the day.
It might also come in handy if a group of friends on a boat were being stalked by Jaws. First use the arm as a weapon, and as a last resort let Jaws bite you on the arm, while the others get away.... then detach the arm and swim back to shore.... oh... with one arm.... hmmmm.
 
Arm Fall Off Boy is awesome..... who wouldn't want a superhero defending you that could pull his arm off to use as a weapon? If a rabid dog was chasing a group of people... just throw the arm and save the day.
It might also come in handy if a group of friends on a boat were being stalked by Jaws. First use the arm as a weapon, and as a last resort let Jaws bite you on the arm, while the others get away.... then detach the arm and swim back to shore.... oh... with one arm.... hmmmm.

Yeah you would just have to swim in ever-widening circles until you happened to hit the shore.
 
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