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Attn: Archie - Phone Broke

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honz, stop beating on the door. I'm not gonna answer it. Go to your parents or something.

Seriously though, dude. If you didn't know what you were getting yourself into when you moved in, then that's on you. You're a little frogging molly-esk bitch. You know nothing about basketball, you watch dumb shows like, The League and honestly, you made the bottom floor of my townhouse smell like sperm... You're a good kid and all, but you bug the **** out of me. I can't stand to even look at you any more. I wanna ****ing strangle-hold you until you're a pale corspe. Take that for what it is.
I can see your fat *** sitting on the couch through the window. Open the ****ing door or I will ****ing find a way in that you won't like. You have 5 minutes bitch.
 
**** camt be reaky but stoll very entetaining
 
There is still a small part of me that is hoping this is all real. Kick his ***, Sea Bass!
 
Honz, you piece of ****. You left both your bathroom and bedroom dirty. What's your problem? Oh, way to have your mom call me up to bitch me out. Kinda counter productive if you ask me. I found that rather hot. Tell you mother I said hello.
 
Just so you know, honz, I'm keeping your laundry that was mixed up with mine when I did them as ransom until you return my pillows and bed sheets I let you borrow. Who the hell steals pillows? WTF, you gonna build a fort, bro?
 
Btw, I thought this was a joke form the beginning and was just rolling with it... until I heard from Honz with texts I will not post or dup in any way.

Just saying this little JF soap opera is real... which makes it TONS BETTER! lol

/unless you're Honz ... or Arch, as he's soon to find out
 
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