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Not even talking veggies can convince him of his need for proper nutrition.

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Can people stop pretending she's attractive?
 
i think it's about this:

https://www.whitehouse.gov/the-pres...a-signs-healthy-hunger-free-kids-act-2010-law

this is a modest policy change that gives the usda more control over the food going into our elementary and middle schools, with almost comically inoffensive bullet points like "Expands access to drinking water in schools"

but this thread will be about how obesity is a crisis of personal responsibility despite the us government giving huge subsidies to factory farms and their junk food peddlers who spend a lot of time and money finding novel ways to press our evolutionary buttons and despite the bad science and great marketing that led to our overconsumption of refined carbohydrates (average american downs 51 gallons of soda a year) that leads to spikes in hunger, that leads to continued eating, that leads to weight gain and insulin resistance and diabetes and continued support of a system where you can buy a jumbo sized bag of potato chips for one ****ing dollar

then someone like jazzspaz will come in and we'll debate the definition of the word "personal" for 8 pages instead of talking about anything interesting

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51 gallons a year? I put away 51 gallons a WEEK!! OH YEAH!!

Btw, am I the only one who thinks that these should be their own food group, they are just that awesome:

https://www.walmart.com/ip/Hawaiian-Sweet-Maui-Onion-Potato-Chips-8-oz/11027145
 
Anyone remember the Simpsons when Homer pours candle wax on his tongue so he could eat the police chief's chili?

Hopefully this post is the one redeeming quality of this thread.

Meh, everything is a national threat, even fat kids.
 
These national security threats didn't suck enough from their mother's breasts at an important touch point in their life.

Obama: "We also want to focus on the important touch points in a child's life. And what we're learning now is that early intervention is key. Breastfeeding. Kids who are breastfed longer have a lower tendency to be obese."
 
These national security threats didn't suck enough from their mother's breasts at an important touch point in their life.

Obama: "We also want to focus on the important touch points in a child's life. And what we're learning now is that early intervention is key. Breastfeeding. Kids who are breastfed longer have a lower tendency to be obese."

Touching children is wrong.
 
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