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Bishop explains reasons for homosexuality.

That's pretty funny. There's lots of evidence Jesus was into dudes so how does that work?

Was the immaculate conception the holy ghost using the backdoor? So many questions now.

What about lesbians? Did their mom run with scissors while pregnant?
 
What happens if you’re bi? Was your pregnant mother intercoursed in the butt and insemination hole at the same time?
 
Well, it wasn't a Mormon bishop
(all the Mormons on this site can now breathe a collective sigh of relief).

So can we get an elder to comment on the effects of having sex in the missionary position while the woman is pregnant?

Perhaps Dennis Lindsey can also comment on how Jazz DNA is passed on. I have a theory that I can do that by not taking off my new D.O.N. 1's when I have sex with a woman who is also a Jazz fan. If we're not both Jazz fans, I expect some mutant would be born a la Gordon Hayward, who would start his career in Utah and then discover he had latent traitorous tendencies and leave without so much as a wham, bam, thank you, Gail.
 
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